Faire et se taire...

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Jayfeather: So, you might be wondering what the title means...

Dovewing: Yeah...

Lionblaze: It means Shut it and do it. It's called that because we didn't really feel like answering questions yet, but we made a pinky promise to MoleCherry, and we stick by our promises, so... here it is!

Dovewing: So you have her to thank for this.

Jayfeather: Hope you all enjoy.

Dovewing: Okay, so the first question is from lollygraduate, and she asks Lionblaze, Lionblaze, what did you really do in the caves?

Lionblaze: What, when Heathertail and I were apprentices and were playing in the caves? We didn't do anything! We just messed around. *suddenly blushes* What did you THINK we were doing?!?!

Dovewing: *snickers*

Lionblaze: Sh-shut it!

Lionblaze: A-anyway, lollygraduate also asked Jayfeather, well, more like threatened, SMILE OR I'LL BREAK YOUR STICK!!

Jayfeather: Why are we including that? It isn't a question!

Dovewing: Faire et se taire, Jayfeather!

Jayfeather: Ugh. Fine. *tries to smile even though it looks like he's baring his teeth in frustration* Happy?

Dovewing: That's probably the only time he smiled. You're so depressing, Jay!

Jayfeather: SHUSH! Finally, lollygraduate asked Dovewing, Dovewing, can we kill Heathertail, please?

Lionblaze: Yes, Dovewing. PLEASE.

Dovewing: I don't really have anything against Heathertail... plus that would be breaking the warrior code...

Lionblaze: Dovewing, PLEASE.

Dovewing: *grins evilly at him* No.

Lionblaze: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. *dramatically falls to the ground*

Jayfeather: Oh, get over it. Death is inevitable.

Lionblaze: Yay! Wait, what?

Jayfeather: Nothing. Then Poppywing asked Dovewing, Dovewing, why are you always fighting with Jay? I mean, that's cruel. But meh, another sundae?  Okay, let me clarify–

Dovewing: NO. That question's for ME. *slaps him*

Jayfeather: Ow...

Dovewing: *smiles* We fight because we LOOOOOOVE each other. Isn't that right, Jay?

Jayfeather: Oh, yeah, sure. I so love you. *rolls eyes*

Dovewing: And yes. Sundaes are very appreciated. :3

Lionblaze: Can I have some?

Dovewing: *snarls at him*

Lionblaze: Okay then...

Lionblaze: Okay, then Poppywing also asked Jayfeather, Jayfeather, would you want a ticket to go to a music festival with me or Half Moon?

Jayfeather: Definitely Half Moon.

Dovewing: So mean...

Jayfeather: Don't care.

Dovewing: D: Then finally Poppywing asked Lionblaze, Lionblaze, would you like a pizza?

Lionblaze: *throws a Papa John's box at your face* HECK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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