Ask Jayfeather, Dovewing, and Lionblaze!

GAY TWOLEGS AND SUNDAES!!!

Jayfeather: Hi. We have a lot of questions. So let's not dwell on the intro and get to answering them.

Lionblaze: Mm, fair enough.

Lionblaze: Okay, so first off Isis8202 asks Dovewing, Dovewing, do you like candy? If so, wanna share some with me?

Dovewing: Yeah, I LOVE candy, but... *clutches Skittles protectively* I'm not sharing.

Lionblaze: But sharing is caring!

Dovewing: *hugs Skittles tighter and growls at him*

Lionblaze: ...Or not.

Dovewing: Isis8202 also asks Jayfeather, and I'm going to read all the questions, Jayfeather, what's your opinion on Amy and Rory? Also, favorite Doctor? Also, do you support gay people? And Half Moon is glued to you, what do you do?

Jayfeather: I have no idea who this Amy and Rory are, I have no even heard of Doctor Who-

Lionblaze: BUT YOU JUST SAID DOCTOR WHO!!!!!

Jayfeather: -for the gays, you can be who you wanna be, and I have a question for you: Half Moon is DEAD. A ghost. How can a ghost be glued to me???

Dovewing: What would you do, though, if she was?

Jayfeather: Well... I wouldn't have to wait forever anymore.

Jayfeather: Anyway, Isis8202 finally asks Lionblaze, Lionblaze, who's your favorite sibling? Your opinion about gay people? Your opinion on this generation?

Lionblaze: My favorite sibling is Jayfeather, believe it or not, my opinion on gay people is this: They're not different from the rest of you Twolegs. They just prefer the same gender as themselves opposed to the other gender. What's so bad about that? Why do people need to feel the impulse to dig them up and rat them out? They're not so different from you! And this generation... my StarClan. Yeah, we have new medicines and technology and everything is easier, and you should appreciate that. But I think you Twolegs threw away your ancestors' countless years of survival instinct for the new updates. So, yeah.

Jayfeather: Sheesh. You don't need to put a full-on rant about it.

Lionblaze: BUT I DID! Anyway, MoleCherry asked all of us, Did you see the Samsung Galaxy S6 Edge?

Dovewing: *in the midst of taking a selfie with it* WHAT DID YOU SAY????

Jayfeather: I don't really care.

Lionblaze: I heard Squirrelflight talking about it, but I never saw it in person.

Dovewing: MoleCherry then asked Lionblaze, Lionblaze, how're the kits?

Lionblaze: *beams* They're fine, thanks!

Jayfeather: Finally, MoleCherry asked Dovewing, Dovewing, have you ever considered being mates with Bumblestripe?

Dovewing: Yes, actually, but I'm just so much happier with Tigerheart, you know? Like I can be myself around him.

Lionblaze: Okay, then Poppywing asked Jayfeather, Jayfeather, would you like tickets to hear the sound of music?

Jayfeather: The only music I'm interested in is hearing the sound of your face shutting it.

Dovewing: ...That's so mean...

Lionblaze: Sorry Poppy, since it turned greenleaf recently, the lake has sort of dried up, and we're experiencing a draught, and Jayfeather is really busy and cranky.

Jayfeather: You can shut it too.

Lionblaze: D:

Jayfeather: Then Poppywing asked Lionblaze and Dovewing, Why do you guys hate Jayfeather?