Ask Jayfeather, Dovewing, and Lionblaze!

HAVING FAMILY MEMBERS AS MATES AND STEALING CLOUDTAIL'S COOKIES???

Lionblaze: *running around in a taco costume* HOLA SENIIIIIIOOOOOOOOORS! HOLAAAAA SENIOOOOOOOOORRRIIIIIIIITAAAAS!!!

Jayfeather: Seriously, Lionblaze?

Dovewing: Better not let Squirrelflight see...

Squirrelflight: *runs to Lionblaze and attacks him* UNACCEPTABLLEE! *runs away with the taco costume*

Lionblaze: Aww...

Jayfeather: You asked for it. Anyway, the first question is from pinkipierocks, and for Dovewing: Dovewing, if Tigerheart died and Bumblestripe asked you out on a date, would you say yes or kick him and say, "Never in your life"?

Dovewing: I would say yes since, Bramblestar's Storm spoiler, technically we are mates.

Lionblaze: Next question is from MoleCherry, for Dovewing--

Dovewing: YAY!

Lionblaze: --and she asks, Are we besties? Or naw?

Dovewing: Yeah, we besties!

Lionblaze: MoleCherry also asks Dovewing, If you had to choose Bumblestripe or Foxleap, who would you choose?

Dovewing: Bumblestripe. Who spread these rumors about me and Foxleap loving each other? *narrows eyes*

Dovewing: Anyway, my bestie finally asked Lionblaze, Who told you these lies?

Lionblaze: What lies? *looks innocent*

Lionblaze: TheAuthorJay asked Jayfeather, Can I kill you? If not, I will do it anyway.

Jayfeather: If I'm going to be killed no matter what I say, why even bother asking? You just ruined the art of surprise. -__-

Jayfeather: And apparently, my she-cat twin (TheAuthorJay) asks Dovewing, Dovewing, why are you hated?

Dovewing: *loudly blows nose and sobs* I DON'T KNOW!

Lionblaze: ALRIGHT, YA LITTLE DARK FOREST DWELLERS, Cousins4ever asks Dovewing, Dovewing, what would you do if Tigerheart and all the toms of ThunderClan loved your sister instead of you, what would you do?

Dovewing: I would literally kill myself.

Jayfeather: No, I'll shoot the gun for ya.

Jayfeather: Cousins also asks Dovewing, Dovewing, do you ever get jealous of your sister?

Dovewing: Yes, all the time!

Lionblaze: *snorts* I wonder why!

Dovewing: Shut your face!

Lionblaze: C4E finally asks Dovewing, Dovewing, (this is from Lakekit) are you my mother?

Dovewing: *smiles* No, Lakekit, I'm afraid not. I have never kitted in my life... not yet, anyway.

Jayfeather: How touching. Anyway, TheDiscoFish2 asks Dovewing, Dovewing, why do you see Tigerheart even though it's against the warrior code?

Lionblaze: I'd mighty darn like to know that myself!

Dovewing: Well, apparently-the-new-Hollyleaf, I believe in a thing called love, and I love him, and I also believe love reaches far beyond boundaries and the warrior code.

Jayfeather: *snorts again* If you keep believing that, you'll end up like Leafpool!

Dovewing: Whatever. DiscoFish also asks Lionblaze, Lionblaze, did you steal Cloudtail's cookies?

Lionblaze: *eyes slowly look at what used to be Cloudtail's cookie that he was halfway through eating* ...No.

Jayfeather: Huh. Well, Doveclaw asks Lionblaze, Who? Heathertail or Heathertail?

Dovewing: *snorts* Nice to know this little fangirl ain't gonna get out of our fur anytime soon!

Lionblaze: Out of the two? I'm not choosing, and you can't make me. *smirks*

Lionblaze: Okay, pepper0129 asks Dovewing, Who would you rather have as a mate, Jayfeather or Lionblaze?

Dovewing: Hmm... *looks at them for a moment* ...If I had to choose... Lionblaze.

Lionblaze: Because I'm sexy and you know it!

Dovewing: No, you aren't. Anyway, she also asks Jayfeather, Who do you love more, Cinderheart, Dawnpelt, or Icecloud?

Jayfeather: Why in the name of StarClan would ANYBODY think Dawnpelt and I have a connection? Or Icecloud? Obviously, Cinderheart!

Lionblaze: *slaps Jayfeather* She's already pregnant with my kits, so back off, bro.

Jayfeather: Whatever. Pep finally asks Lionblaze, Lionblaze, who would you rather have as a mate, Dovewing or Ivypool?

Lionblaze: Didn't I answer this a long time ago? And didn't I say Ivypool? If so, my answer stays the same! Ivypool!

Dovewing: Meanie...

Lionblaze: Are you happy now, Dove, that 98% of the questions were for you?

Dovewing: *smiles* Yes. Very.

Jayfeather: Anyway, guys, that ends it. If you have a question for us, please put it down below, and--

Lionblaze: Wow, first time I ever heard Jayfeather say 'please'--

All: BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEE!!!