STAR WARS AND STARBUCKS!

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by D0veWing

by D0veWing

Lionblaze: HAHA, get the title? Both start with "Star"? Ahaha... haha...

Jayfeather: Nobody cares. Anyway, welcome back. Greenleaf is going strong this year. Everyone's good.

Dovewing: Well, the first question comes from Samy144, whose question we accidentally missed last chapter. Samy asked us all, Who is the strongest cat in ThunderClan besides Lionblaze and Bramblestar?

Lionblaze: NO ONE! I AM THE STRONGEST! *hurls a boulder all the way to RiverClan*

Medicine store: *gets crushed*

Mothwing: HEY! THANKS, FLYING BOULDER!

Willowshine: Mothwing... maybe this is a sign from StarClan they aren't happy with you because you don't believe in them!

*Back in ThunderClan*

Jayfeather: Probably Thornclaw. He's pretty tough.

Dovewing: I would say Ivypool, because she went through all that training in the Dark Forest.

Lionblaze: The next question comes from ariesgirl5962, who asked us all, What do you think of the Last Jedi trailer?

Jayfeather: Hated it, like I hate everything else.

Dovewing: I loved it! I can't wait for the new movie!

Lionblaze: IT WAS SO SAD AND SCARY, LIKE, I DON'T WANT THE JEDI TO END! *sobs hysterically*

Jayfeather: Crybaby. Then ariesgirl5962 also asked Dovewing, What do you think of Tigerheart after the new book?

Dovewing: Well, you see... I haven't read the new book yet. I've been busy, okay? *glances at towering piles of unread books*

Lionblaze: Yeah, she's literally taken off warrior duties just so she can read. Book cat.

Dovewing: IT'S FOR ENTERTAINMENT!!!

Dovewing: Ahem... anyway, ariesgirl5962 asked Jayfeather, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Jayfeather: Black raspberry, because it's colored like my soul.

Lionblaze: Wait... you're blind. How do you know what color black raspberry is?

Jayfeather: BECAUSE THE FIRST WORD IS BLACK AND THAT'S THE COLOR OF MY SOUL.

Lionblaze: Stop being so edgy! Lift weights like me so you can feel proud about yourself!

Jayfeather: I will do no such thing. Finally, ariesgirl5962 asked Dungface--I mean, Lionblaze--Do you go to Starbucks with your brother?

Lionblaze: What? No, I don't go to Starbucks! That's weird! *hides a Starbucks coffee cup behind his back*

Dovewing: You guys should seriously stop lying. Well, that's all the questions we have this chapter! If you have a question for any or all of us, please leave it in the comments below, and we will answer it in the next chapter! And--

All: BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!