Jayfeather: Hi. Sup?
Lionblaze: *rolls eyes* Do you seriously call that an intro?
Jayfeather: Yep, and I'm not gonna change it!
Dovewing: How is my cousin so stubborn?
Jayfeather: I could ask the same.
Dovewing: Hey, TAKE THAT BACK!
Jayfeather: Nope. I'm leaving it wide open.
Dovewing: *growls*
Lionblaze: Heh, heh, anyway, the first question is from TheAuthorJay, and the author, Jay asks Jayfeather, Jayfeather, can I have a hug?
Jayfeather: N--
Dovewing: SHUSH! *covers his mouth and points at the comment*
TheAuthorJay: If you say no, I will kill you all! Even Half Moon...
Jayfeather: S-sure, then. *hugs awkwardly*
Dovewing: Did you know Dumbledore dies?
Lionblaze: ...Spoiler alert...
Me: *sighs* I got that spoiled, too. I only just started The Half-Blood Prince!
Jayfeather: She (sorry, don't know your gender TheAuthorJay >.<) asks Lionblaze, Do you have a girly girl side?
Lionblaze: N-no...
FLASHBACK
Lionblaze: Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt!
Cinderheart: My name's not Becky, mate.
Lionblaze: OH MY GOD, BECKY, LET'S TAKE A SELFIE! SELFIIIEE! *takes a selfie with Cinderheart*
Cinderheart: Lionblaze--
Lionblaze: DID YOU KNOW TAYLOR SWIFT RELEASED HER NEW ALBUM??? OH MY GOD! *shrieks girlishly and loudly*
Ivypool: Lionblaze? Are you becoming mental?
Jayfeather: WHO DARE DISTURBS THE FLYING DUTCHMAN?!
Lionblaze: *acts as a duchess* Oh, my dear brother, come hither! And LET'S TAKE A SELFIE!
END OF FLASHBACK
Lionblaze: 'Course not!
Dovewing: Anyway, Rykitty has a question for Lionblaze! She asks, Lionblaze, which one? Cinderheart or Heathertail?
Lionblaze: CINDERHEART!
Lionblaze: Okay, MoleCherry asks Jayfeather--
Dovewing: Why am I getting no questions but you two are being bombarded with them?
Lionblaze: --because we're awesome, Jayfeather, why are you always grumpy? And am I your best friend?
Jayfeather: I'm always grumpy because I'm always grumpy. And, no, I have no best friends.
Dovewing: Please, tell me why.
Lionblaze: SnowlightXx asks Jayfeather--
Dovewing: JESUS!
Lionblaze: --What are you going to do with your monster now?
Jayfeather: I'm gonna drive it around. What else? And I'll roll my windows down, and cruise!
Dovewing: Wait... I have no questions this chapter!!!
Lionblaze: Huh?
Dovewing: *begins to cry* I was never asked any questions!
Jayfeather: Man up. You'll get plenty.
Dovewing: Easy for you to say! You got MILLIONS of questions!
Lionblaze: She has a point.
Jayfeather: Well, if you're too busy blubbering I'll ask the last question--
Dovewing: No. *takes card* I'll be strong! M-Mochapelt a-asks Lionblaze, Lionblaze, I used to have a Harry Potter series, and now they are gone. Do you have them, by any chance?
Lionblaze: No!
Jayfeather: You sure? *points at the card*
Mochapelt: *pulls out a chainsaw* Be honest. *smiles*
Lionblaze: ...Maybe.
Jayfeather: Anyway, guys, that ends this episode, and please leave your questions you have for any of us, and I guess--
All: BBBBYYYYYYYYYEEEE!!!!!!
Lionblaze: And, no, MoleCherry, I am the sexiest tom on Earth, not Hawkfrost!
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