Ask Jayfeather, Dovewing, and Lionblaze!

Love and Pokemon????

Jayfeather: LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER!

Lionblaze: >:O

Dovewing: Hello, everyone! As soon as these two geeky geeks finish watching Star Wars, we can get to answering your questions!

Three Hours Later

Lionblaze: Okay, now that we're back, we can answer Exoticstar's questions first!

Dovewing: Okay, Jayfeather, she says she knows this pretty loner named Hallie, and she has a HUUUUUGE crush on you! What would you say if she asked you out?

Jayfeather: *whips out a baseball bat* You got the crush on the wroooong cat, girlfriend.

Lionblaze: If you say no, bro, then why did you call her 'girlfriend?"

Jayfeather: No. Reason. At. All.

Jayfeather: Okay, Lionblaze! *grins* Exoticstar also says she knows this other loner named Siobhan. She has a crush on you. What would your answer be if she asked you out?

Lionblaze: I'm sorry, Siobhan, but I have a mate. Go get a cup of coffee alone!!!

Lionblaze: Okay, Dove, Exoticstar asks you...

Jayfeather: You will FREAK OUT!!!!!!

Lionblaze: How are you?

Dovewing: Good, good. :3 You?

Jayfeather: Step away from the chitchat, Dovey! We have answers to give!

Dovewing: I knew since first cat put paw on land!

Lionblaze: YOU WEREN'T EVEN ALIVE.

Dovewing: Or was I?

Jayfeather: She WAS Dove's Wing...

Dovewing: Correct! Anyway, tnmtmlpwarriors asked Lionblaze: 'How many kits do you want?'

Lionblaze: THREE.

Jayfeather: Okay, Dovewing she also asks you, 'How would you feel if you had kits, and who would be the father?'

Dovewing: I don't think I can be a mother yet. If I do have kits, though, I would do my best! And of course-

Lionblaze: YOU WILL BE LOYAL AND CHOOSE BUMBLESTRIPE.

Dovewing: Tigerheart!

Lionblaze: Okay, so this one's from Mochapelt...

Dovewing: She asks Jayfeather if he had ever gotten high on catnip before!

Jayfeather: Maybe...*nibbles on catnip*

Jayfeather: She also asks you, Lionblaze, if the rumors are true you're cheating on Cinderheart for a giant mushroom.

Lionblaze: G-g-giant mushrooms?! HECK NAW!

Lionblaze: A-anyway, do you watch Pokemon, Dovewing?

Dovewing: Are we going to be Pikachu together? IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE!

Jayfeather: Who's the geek now?

Dovewing: Um...GAHH-

ribcu19: Jayfeather, Lionblaze, want some...CIRCLETINE???

Lionblaze: No...?

Jayfeather: Oh, look at the time! *dashes to the Appalachians*

Lionblaze: *calls* Jayfeather, do you miss Half Moon? This one's from Unique_is_me101!

Jayfeather: Yes...I really do.

Dovewing: Do you miss Ashfur?

Lionblaze: Nonononononawnopenahnegatoryyyyyyyyyy...

Jayfeather: DO YOU MISS TIGERHEART, DOVEWING?

Dovewing: I never said I didn't!

All: All of our current questions answered! PLEASE LEAVE YOUR QUESTIONS DOWN-

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