Ask Jayfeather, Dovewing, and Lionblaze!

DISNEY MOVIES AND BAGELS!!!

Dovewing: *pops up with sombrero on head* Hola, buenos noches! Como estas, seniors y senioritas? Me llamo Dovewing!!!!!!

Lionblaze: I think Dovewing hit her head and forgot how to speak Catenglish...

Jayfeather: If you're sick of it, take the sombrero off her head. It's magical, and causes cats to speak fluent Catspanish.

Lionblaze: *takes sombrero off*

Dovewing: OH MY STARCLAN!!!! I THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD UNDERSTAND ME EVER AGAIN! Anyway, hello everyone! The Three are back to answer some questions!

Jayfeather: So let's start already, for StarClan's sake. I got things to do.

Lionblaze: Okay, first XxMistyTheCatxX asked Dovewing, What is your favorite Disney movie?

Dovewing: Hmmm... hmm... The Lion King. Obviously every Clan cat's favorite.

Lionblaze: *starts singing* CAAAAAAN YOU FEEEEEL THE LOOOOOOOVE TONIIIIIGHT...

Dovewing: Please spare us, Lionblaze. Anyway, XxMistyTheCatxX also asked Jayfeather, Would you rather be able to be with Half Moon forever but have no memory of modern-day ThunderClan, or stay in ThunderClan with no memory of Half Moon, Rock, or the stick?

Jayfeather: I would rather live with Half Moon forever and forget about modern-day ThunderClan.

Dovewing: Well, see you.

Lionblaze: You'd rather leave for rocks and sticks and a dead cat rather than your own BROTHER????? *glares*

Jayfeather: Modern-day ThunderClan is boring anyway. We need some action over here.

Lionblaze: *huffs* Unbelievable.

Jayfeather: *mimics* Unbelievable. Anyway, XxMistyTheCatxX asked Lionblaze, Would you rather be invincible but not extremely powerful, or be able to die but kill a cat with one swipe?

Lionblaze: Definitely invincible but not extremely powerful. If I went with the latter option, I would be worse than Tigerstar, because I couldn't just wound somebody in battle!

Dovewing: Yay! Lionblaze is the doer of good!

Lionblaze: Finally, XxMistyTheCatxX asked all of us, Mario or Sonic?

All: Mario.

Jayfeather: We would've said Sonic when we were kits, but now everybody's making such a big deal about it so that it's not cool anymore. So, Mario.

Dovewing: And LUIGI!

Dovewing: Anyway, TheEntireStarClan asked us all, What type of bagels do you guys like?

Lionblaze: Everyone in StarClan is asking us what type of bagels we like? *gasps* ARE THEY GONNA MAKE A DELIVERY???

Dovewing: I like blueberry bagels, the entire population of StarClan.

Jayfeather: I don't like bagels.

Lionblaze: Cinnamon bagels! WHY NOT?

Dovewing: *glares and speaks in an evil voice* My blueberry bagel army will DESTROY your cinnamon bagels!!!

Lionblaze: *eyes glow red* My cinnamon minions will ANNIHILATE your blueberry mistakes!

Dovewing: *gapes* YOU DID NOT JUST SAY--

Lionblaze: Yes, I did.

Jayfeather: *clears throat* Before you two kill each other, MoleCherry asked Dovewing, If you turned into a Twoleg, what would be the first thing you would do?