Warrior Code and Half Moons

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Dovewing: Welcome to the famous show where we answer your questions!

Lionblaze: AND RULE THE WORLD!!!

Jayfeaher: RIiiiiight...

Dovewing: Anyway, Ash_Leaf has a question for Jayfeather...*pulls out card*

Jayfeather, what would you do if you saw Half Moon again? ~Flameheart

Lionblaze: Wait, are you Ashleaf or Flameheart?

Dovewing: Doesn't matter!

Jayfeather: Um...nothing!

Lionblaze: Really???? Dovewing, fetch me his diary.

Dovewing: OOOH! It says that he will make out with her for a moon, die, and spend all eternity with her!

Lionblaze: It's so romantic in a really weird and creepy way!

Dovewing: I KNEW it wasn't just me!

Jayfeather: Hahahaha, next question, please!

Lionblaze: This one is also directed to Jayfeather, and this one comes from Vriska_Serket_1010!

Jayfeather, if Half Moon reincarnates into a new cat, are you prepared to break the medicine cat code?

Jayfeather: If she's as pretty as she was as a spirit, sure!

Dovewing: I can't believe you, Jayfeather!

Jayfeather: WHAT? You're breaking the warrior code!

Lionblaze: AM I THE ONLY LOYAL ONE HERE?

Jayfeather: UGH. Okay, kittyc3 asks Dovewing...

Dovewing: If Bumblestripe and Tigerheart had to fight to the death, what would you do?

Dovewing: WHAT DO YOU THINK? Stop the fight, cruelly reject Bumblestripe, and run away with Tigerheart forever!

Lionblaze: O.o Really, Dove?

Dovewing: That's how Erin Hunter wrote it, anyhow...

Jayfeather: DON'T BLAME YOUR DISLOYALTY ON HER!

Lionblaze: Well, them.

Dovewing: Well, we can't keep Snowlight296's answer unspoken!

Lionblaze, if you had kits, what would you name them?

Lionblaze: It would really depend on what they look like. Honestly? I'd prefer Lionkit, Jaykit, and Hollykit!

Jayfeather: Be realistic! You don't even know how many you'll have!

Dovewing: If you have three, you can always go with Dovekit, Hollykit, and Firekit.

Lionblaze: If I have to...

Lionblaze: Okay, here are Mochapelt's questions!

Jayfeather, are you planning on taking an apprentice?

Lionblaze, why do you hate giant mushrooms?

Dovewing, are you over Tigerheart?

Jayfeather: ARE YOU SAYING I'M OLD??? BECAUSE I'M NOT! JUST BECAUSE I LIVED THROUGH A HOLE SERIES DOESN'T MEAN I'M OLD!

Lionblaze: Calm down, calm down, Jay-bro!

Jayfeather: EASY FOR YOU TO SAY! YOU'RE NOT OLD!

Lionblaze: -_-

Lionblaze: And I don't HATE giant mushrooms!...I mean, they're scary!

Dovewing: Care to enlighten our audience?

Lionblaze: HU3GYWRTJNBVHJBVFRY! Fine! No one knows this, but there's a giant mushroom in the center of the ThunderClan forest. The elders say that it has a curse of making cats jump off its giant, mushy circle to their deaths!!!

Jayfeather: Why didn't Erin Hunter add that in the books?

Lionblaze: BECAUSE IT WAS DEADLY!!!

Dovewing: Now, Mocha, I will NEVER be over Tigerheart! He's tall, tan, and handsome?

Jayfeather: Tigerheart had a tan? LUCKY!! I NEED to find out where he got it! *leaves*

Lionblaze: NO, JAY!!! WE HAVE TO ANSWER MORE QUESTIONS!

Dovewing: No, that was the last one.

Lionblaze: Didn't Mochapelt ask another question?

Dovewing: No, I just missed a bit of her message...

If you ARE over Tigerheart, I'll personally escort you to the Dark Forest for eternity, and not to mention get rid of WaffleCla!!!!

Dovewing: *pales* W-well, no need to do that!

Lionblaze: Are you okay, Dove? The color left your face-

Dovewing: I'm fine, I'M OKAAAAAY! Please, please, go ahead and leave your questions below!

Both: SEE YA SOMETIME SOON!!

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