Ask Jayfeather, Dovewing, and Lionblaze!

Mother of StarClan, these questions...

Lionblaze: *dumps a box of questions on the floor*

Jayfeather: Fanmail AGAN?

Lionblaze: These are for our QnA show, duh! Where's Dovewing?

Dovewing: RIGHT HHEEEEERE! *jumps off of Nyan Cat*

Lionblaze: Yeah...right...so Isis8202asks 'Why is Jayfeather so mean? And this is from Ravenpelt: Jayfeather, if you and Half Moon break up, will you go to me?"

Jayfeather: I'm not MEAN! I just...have anger issues.

Dovewing: *hands him a box of tissues*

Jayfeather:...Eh?

Dovewing: *grins* Need tissues for your issues?

Jayfeather: NO. *throws them at her*

Lionblaze: OK?

Jayfeather: This is from Mochapelt...

Dovewing: Thanks for asking so many questions!

Jayfeather: She asks, 'Lionblaze, do you need to go to the cutter? Because you're way more afraid of giant mushrooms than you need to be.'

Lionblaze: GIRL, I AIN'T NO KITTYPET! TAKE DEM KITTYPET THOUGHTS AND THROW 'EM IN THE DUMPSTER!

Dovewing: You kind of are a kittypet...I mean, kin of Firestar?

Lionblaze: Who do you think I am?

Jayfeather: Lionblaze the Kittypet, obviously!

Lionblaze: I DON'T EAT THAT STINKIN' KITTYPET SLOP.

Dovewing: Anyway, Vriska_Serket1010 asks Lionblaze, 'I think Jayfeather and I are interested in you stealing catmint. Do you?'

Lionblaze: Um, nooo...*nervously looks at his lifetime supply of catmint*

Jayfeather: So THAT'S where all the catmint went!

Lionblaze: Th-that's not mine...

Jayfeather: Well, who's is it, then, because it definitely doesn't belong to ME anymore!

Lionblaze: IT WAS DOVEWING, I SWEAR!

Dovewing: WHAT, it wasn't me!

Lionblaze: JUST SHUT YOUR FACES AND LET ME READ deathscar13's QUESTION! She asks, 'If you were all evil, and Jayfeather could talk to Dark Forest cats, what would you do?'

Lionblaze: At least I think that's what she meant...

Jayfeather: I would be chatting with my hommies, obviously!

Lionblaze: Since I would be evil, I guess I wouldn't care?

Dovewing: Get tips from Tigerstar in how to get Tigerheart to be my mate!

Jayfeather: *rolls eyes* What a waste of my power!

Dovewing: Anyway guys, that's the end!

Lionblaze: We hope you enjoyed this, and please leave your question down below!

Dovewing: What, no questions for me?

Jayfeaher: SHUSHASHUSHASHUSHA. Anyway...

All: BYYYYYYYYEEE!