STAR WARS AND JELLY DOVE!

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Jayfeather: HAHA, I AM TAKING OVER THE INTRO, KITTIES!

Dovewing: Oh, StarClan...

Jayfeather: Sup guys, this is Jayfeather, Lionblaze, and Dovewing, and we return to answer questions!

Lionblaze: The first question is for Dovewing--

Jayfeather: WHY ASK HER A QUESTION FIRST???

Dovewing: Shut your faces!

Lionblaze: MoleCherry asks, Dovewing, are you jealous that Ivypool received her apprentice ceremony before you?

Dovewing: I'm pretty sure I was jealous then, but now, since we're both wariors, I don't really care. I don't really even remember!

Jayfeather: Wow, Dovewing not caring. That's a first.

Dovewing: SHUT YOUR FLAPPING GUMS!!!

Jayfeather: Mochapelt asks us all: Do you like Star Wars?

Lionblaze: LUKE SKYWALKER FOR THE WIN!! *swings a light saver around*

Jayfeather: Eh?

Dovewing: #Jayfeatherism #PrincessLeia

Dovewing: Jayfeather88 asks Lionblaze: What would you say if my friend was head over paws for you?

Lionblaze: I would be like, 'Yo, girl, I know I'm sexy and all, but I have a mate, so, yeah, I'm gonna ask you to back off, or my girl will kill you in your sleep with a chainsaw. No hard feelings or anything.'

Dovewing: What's a girl?

Jayfeather: You.

Lionblaze: She also asks, Jayfeather, all of my friends (including me) are your biggest fan! What do you say?

Jayfeather: I say haters gonna hate, I'm hot, lovers gonna love, but I can't date no one!

Dovewing: Nice rhyme. 

Lionblaze: You know why it's nice? BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!

Jayfeather: Anyway, guys, that's a wrap! Leave your questions and squealing comments saying I'm handsome below! And--

All:  BYYYYYYEEE!

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Lionblaze: I need to take my hotness to fight Vinyl again!
 

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