A Collection of Glee Oneshots 3

Giving Birth (St Berry/Quick)

"It's really good to see you guys." Quinn said with a smile as she and Puck entered Jesse and Rachel's apartment. "Thanks for inviting us over."

"Thanks for coming." Jesse replied. "Rachel wanted you to check out the nursery and make sure we did everything right."

"Yeah, Noah can take a look around with you." Quinn offered, gently nudging Puck. "Babe."

Puck nodded and walked away with Jesse.

"Sorry." Quinn apologized to Rachel. "You know how he is with Jesse."

"Yeah, it's okay." Rachel nodded. "I'm really glad you guys could stop by."

"Yeah, it's not every day we're in New York anymore." Quinn noted. "Noah and I wanna bring the kids back for Christmas this year. Lucy has never seen snow."

"She would love it." Rachel smiled. "Hudson loves the snow."

"Yeah, he does." Quinn smiled back. "So, how are you feeling?"

"I feel good." Rachel answered with a nod. "Huge, but good."

"I know that feeling." Quinn nodded back. "Are you and Jesse ready?"

"I think so." Rachel said. "We're doing all we can, but I'm sure we'll learn as we go."

"You will." Quinn promised. "And you know if you guys need any advice or anything, Noah and I are happy to help."

Rachel looked at Quinn.

"You can ask me." Quinn said. "Whatever it is."

"Okay." Rachel said, taking a deep breath. She laughed nervously as she exhaled. "The doctor said sometimes while giving birth, women..."

"Poop themselves?" Quinn guessed.

"Yeah." Rachel responded.

"Well, don't worry because they also say most of the time, the nurse will clean you off without you even noticing." Quinn said. "But if it's any comfort, I didn't poop myself any of the times I gave birth."

"Um, yes you did."

Quinn turned and looked at Puck and Jesse, who had just returned. "He's kidding. Right?"

"I'm not kidding, Q." Puck shook his head. "You totally shit yourself in there."

"What? When?" Quinn questioned Puck, her cheeks burning red with embarrassment.

"When Hudson was born." Puck answered. "You were pushing and I was holding your hands. I looked over and then I made eye contact with the nurse as she cleaned you up and we just continued."

"Why didn't you tell me?" Quinn wondered.

"It wasn't a big deal." Puck shrugged. "And you were kinda busy."

"Oh my god, what if that happens to me?" Rachel asked, worriedly.

"On the bright side, you probably won't even notice." Puck pointed out.

"And your husband will tell you and your friends all about it five years later." Quinn added.

"It wasn't a big deal." Puck repeated. "You're giving birth. Your body can lose control of other things. The doctors and nurses are used to it."

"Don't worry." Jesse told Rachel. "Everything's gonna be okay."

"Did it happen when we had Beth?" Quinn wondered, looking at Puck.

"No." Puck said. "And not Lucy either. Just Hudson."

"See? So you don't know that that'll happen." Jesse pointed out, comforting Rachel. "It's not a big deal."

"We should go." Quinn muttered. "Jesse, I hope my husband was more helpful for you than he was for me and Rachel."

"He was. Thanks again, Puck." Jesse smiled.

Puck nodded. "Good luck. The nursery looks really good."