"Hello?"
"Hey, man."
"Hey, Finn." Puck said. "What's up?"
"I wanted to talk to you." Finn stated. "About Kitty."
"Okay." Puck muttered. "What about her?"
"What the hell are you doing?" Finn asked.
"What?" Puck wondered.
"I know you have a thing for sophomores, but we graduated, Puck." Finn reminded him. "Dating sophomores isn't cool anymore, it's creepy."
"Kitty's cool." Puck insisted.
"Does this have anything to do with Quinn?" Finn guessed.
"Quinn?" Puck repeated. "Quinn and I are friends. Besides, she and Kitty are nothing alike. The only thing they have in common is that they're both blonde. And they're both cheerleaders that are really into church and religion."
"Really?" Finn questioned Puck. "So you're not dating Kitty to make Quinn jealous?"
"I'm dating Kitty to keep her away from Jake." Puck clarified. "Plus, I'm running out of women in Lima that I haven't been with."
"Can you do me a favor and dump her?" Finn requested.
"Can I ask you to do me a favor and dump Rachel when you guys get back together?" Puck wondered.
"I'm serious, Puck." Finn said. "I know you're using her to help your brother and to kill time and whatever, but you need more than that. And you can find someone cooler and better than Kitty."
"Really?" Puck asked.
"Totally!" Finn exclaimed. "You've been with much cooler and hotter women. Remember Mrs. Bowman?"
"She was really hot." Puck reminisced.
"Exactly." Finn said. "You just have to find someone like that who's close in age. You know, someone who isn't in high school and someone who isn't forty and married."
"Yeah, you're right." Puck nodded. "I'm gonna break up with Kitty and figure things out. Thanks, Finn."
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A Collection of Glee Oneshots 3
FanficContinuing on from my first two glee oneshot books because they're full. Each chapter will be a different oneshot. The previous and next chapters are totally unrelated to each other. Different themes. Mostly Quick. Whatever character/couple the one...
