A Collection of Glee Oneshots 3

Ryan Seacrest (Quick)

"I didn't know you had tattoos, Noah." Judy said.

"Yeah, I have three." Puck nodded. "I got the first one with my brother before I joined the Air Force, my second one when I was away, and when I came home, I got a bee on my arm for Beth."

"We got the bee together." Quinn told Judy. "You've seen it."

"Yes I have." Judy muttered, not even trying to hide her distaste.

"At least it's not as bad as Ryan Seacrest, right?" Puck joked.

Judy furrowed her eyebrow. "What?"

Quinn gave Puck a look.

"You know." Puck muttered, looking at Quinn. "That guy."

"I don't know what Ryan Seacrest has to do with anything." Judy noted. "But I thought Jews didn't get tattoos."

"Yeah, my mom wasn't too thrilled, but..." Puck shrugged as he trailed off.

"So Beth can't eat bacon, but you'd let her get tattoos?" Judy questioned Puck.

"That's enough." Quinn scolded as she got up. "Will you excuse us?"

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"Your mom doesn't know about Ryan Seacrest? He takes up half your back." Puck noted.

"She's never seen it." Quinn told Puck."

"How is that possible?" Puck wondered.

"I've always covered it with my clothes or makeup." Quinn answered.

"What about when you go swimming?" Puck asked.

"I wear high-waisted bikini bottoms or I put waterproof makeup over it." Quinn told Puck.

"She's really never seen it?" Puck questioned Quinn.

"She has no idea I have it." Quinn said. "She was mad when I got the bee tattoo. Imagine her seeing a man's face on my back."

Puck smirked.

Quinn nudged him.

"Wait, but Beth's seen it, right?" Puck questioned Quinn. "She can't keep a secret."

"She can keep a secret." Quinn insisted. "She's kept plenty."

"Like what?" Puck wondered.

"She's kept plenty from my mother." Quinn clarified. "Especially the tattoo. My mom will never know about it."

"You really think you can keep it a secret forever?" Puck raised his eyebrow.

"I really think I can keep it from her until I can get it removed."