A Collection of Glee Oneshots 3

Dares (Fuck)

"If you lose the game, I get to text Rachel whatever I want from your phone." Puck smirked.

"No." Finn shook his head. "Pick something else."

"I thought you said you weren't gonna lose." Puck stated.

"I'm not, but I don't wanna risk letting you send dick pics to my girlfriend." Finn responded.

"Fine." Puck said. "Let me think."

"If you lose, you have to get a tattoo." Finn decided. "And I get to chose the design and placement."

Puck shook his head. "Jews can't get tattoos."

"What about the one you got with Jake?" Finn questioned Puck.

"Doesn't count." Puck replied.

Finn looked at him. "If you agree to that, I'll let you do the same thing for me."

"Fine." Puck gave in. "If I win, you have to get my name tattooed on your-"

"I don't even wanna know." Finn interrupted. "But it doesn't matter 'cause I know I'm gonna win."

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"Truth or dare?"

"How long are we gonna play this stupid game?" Finn complained.

"Until I win." Puck answered. "Truth or dare?"

"Truth." Finn replied.

"Craziest place you've ever had sex?" Puck asked.

"Craziest?" Finn repeated. "Does my car count?"

"You and Rachel are so vanilla." Puck muttered.

"Well, what about you?" Finn questioned Puck.

"I've had sex on planes and in cars." Puck reminded Finn. "The craziest would have to be a tie between the women's bathroom in the courthouse before I went to juvie, my dentist's chair, and under the stage at a concert."

Finn shook his head, though he was kind of impressed.

"Truth or dare?" Puck wondered.

"I just went." Finn noted.

"Yeah, and then you asked me the same question." Puck noted. "So truth or dare?"

"Truth." Finn decided.

"If you were a chick for a day, what would you do?" Puck questioned Finn.

"Play with my boobs." Finn answered with a smirk. "Truth or dare?"

"Dare." Puck grinned.

"I dare you to call Quinn." Finn replied.

Puck grabbed his phone and started dialing. He looked at Finn as the phone rang.

"And ask her if she wants to hook up." Finn added.

"Hey, Puck."

"Hey, Q." Puck responded. "How are you?"

"I'm good." Quinn answered. "I'm on my way back from class, so you caught me at a good time. What's up?"

"Nothing." Puck said. "Just hanging out, wanted to say hi."

"I'm glad you called." Quinn noted. "We keep missing each other."

"Ask her or you lose." Finn whispered.

"Yeah." Puck replied. "Hey, I have a question for you."

"What's up?" Quinn asked.

"What's it gonna take for you to come see me?" Puck wondered. "I wanna fool around with you."

Quinn laughed lightly. "Are you drunk right now?"

"I'm serious." Puck stated. "Come spend some time in the L.A. sun with me, baby."

"Well, I'll be home for Thanksgiving next week." Quinn noted. "Are you going back to Lima?"

"Yeah." Puck answered. "I'm actually in Lima now."

"Oh." Quinn said. "Well, I'll text you when I get in then."

"Cool." Puck replied. "Bye, Quinn."

"Bye, Puck."

Puck hung up the phone and looked at Finn. "I win."

"The game isn't over." Finn noted.

"Either way, I win." Puck grinned. "So let's talk about that tattoo now."