"Okay, hottest glee guy." Blaine began. "And you can't say Finn."
"Finn?" Kurt repeated, nearly choking on his wine. "Blaine, that's gross. He's my brother."
Blaine smirked.
"He told you about sophomore year, didn't he?" Kurt guessed.
"Maybe." Blaine responded.
Kurt rolled his eyes. "Well, speaking of brothers, yours was pretty hot."
Blaine laughed lightly. "Seriously?"
"Yes!" Kurt exclaimed. "Ooh, remember that guy who tried to teach us Spanish?"
"Mr. Schue?" Blaine asked, raising his eyebrow.
"The guy who Mr. Schue brought in." Kurt clarified. "What was his name? David?"
"David Martinez." Blaine answered with a nod.
"Yeah." Kurt nodded back as he fantasized about the teacher.
Blaine finished his wine before pouring himself and Kurt another glass.
Kurt sipped his wine, still lost in his fantasy.
"Kurt." Blaine snapped him out of it. "I meant, out of our straight friends, who did you have a crush on? You know, before you met me?"
"Oh, I can't say. It's too embarrassing." Kurt shook his head.
"I guarantee mine is worse." Blaine noted.
"Let's say it at the same time." Kurt suggested.
"Wait." Blaine said. "Yours isn't Puck, is it?"
"Oh yes, I crushed on the guy who threw me into the dumpster every morning and shoved me into lockers on occasion." Kurt muttered sarcastically.
"Didn't Finn also do those things?" Blaine wondered.
"Anyway." Kurt replied. "Say the person's name on three?"
"One... two... three." Blaine said.
"Sam."
"Sam."
"What?"
"What?"
"Sam? When did you have a crush on Sam?" Blaine wondered.
"When he first joined glee club." Kurt answered. "Before I met you."
Blaine nodded.
"When did you have a crush on Sam?" Kurt asked.
"When you and I broke up." Blaine said shyly.
"The first or the second time?" Kurt teased.
"After I cheated on you." Blaine told Kurt. "Sam was a really good friend and I had a crush on him."
"Wow." Kurt said, chugging his wine.
"It's not like anything happened." Blaine pointed out. "Sam's straight."
"Right." Kurt nodded.
"You're cute when you're jealous." Blaine noted.
"I don't get jealous." Kurt insisted.
"Shhhh." Blaine whispered as he leaned over and kissed Kurt.
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A Collection of Glee Oneshots 3
FanfictionContinuing on from my first two glee oneshot books because they're full. Each chapter will be a different oneshot. The previous and next chapters are totally unrelated to each other. Different themes. Mostly Quick. Whatever character/couple the one...