"Hey." Puck said, walking over to Santana's locker. "Wanna come over tonight?"
"I'm not really in the mood to have sex tonight." Santana responded.
"Come on." Puck begged. "Quinn's driving me crazy. I'll take you to get burgers after."
"No." Santana said. "I'm not sleeping with you. Not until I know."
"Know what?" Puck wondered.
"Nothing." Santana replied. "Forget it."
"Know what?" Puck repeated.
"My period's late." Santana stated. "But I'm sure it's nothing."
"Are you serious?" Puck asked.
"It can be a number of reasons." Santana told Puck.
"Like what?" Puck wondered. "'Cause I can barely handle Quinn right now, so if I have to worry about you being-"
"Shut up." Santana interrupted. "Even if I am, which I'm sure I'm not, I wouldn't keep it."
"You wouldn't?" Puck questioned Santana.
"I'm young and I'm hot." Santana stated. "I'm not giving up my life or body. I mean, look at Quinn. I don't want that to be me."
Puck nodded slowly. "Well, what else can make your period late?"
"Stress." Santana said. "Poor eating habits. Intense exercise."
"Like sex?" Puck guessed.
"Like Cheerios." Santana clarified. "Coach Sylvester has been teaching us new routines every single day for the past week."
Puck furrowed his eyebrow. "Why?"
"She's bored." Santana shrugged, slamming her locker shut as the bell rang.
"Okay, wait, so what do we do here?" Puck asked. "What do you want me to do?"
"I'm sure I'm fine." Santana said. "But I'll figure this out today, and I'll come over tonight with the news."
"Okay."
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"Noah." Puck's little sister said as she entered the Puckerman family living room. "Mom's at work, which means you have to drive me to Kirsten's house."
"Who the hell is that?" Puck asked. "And what kind of a name is Kirsten?"
"She's my friend from school." Sarah answered.
"Well, I can't drive you because I'm waiting for someone to come over." Puck explained.
"Who?" Sarah wondered.
"None of your business." Puck responded. "Tell Kristen to have her mom come pick you up."
"Kirsten." Sarah corrected Puck.
"Whatever." Puck muttered. "Go away."
"Can't you just drop me off really quick?" Sarah requested.
"If I drop you off, will you never come back?" Puck asked.
Sarah frowned.
"Fine." Puck hissed as he got up. "Let's go."
-
Puck dropped his sister off at her friend's house a few blocks away before heading home.
When he got home, he saw someone sitting on the front steps waiting for him.
Puck parked the car and got out, walking towards the girl on the steps.
"What'd the doctor say, Santana?"
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A Collection of Glee Oneshots 3
FanficContinuing on from my first two glee oneshot books because they're full. Each chapter will be a different oneshot. The previous and next chapters are totally unrelated to each other. Different themes. Mostly Quick. Whatever character/couple the one...
