Steddie One shots

The Boy who Lived.. Come to Die

A/n Kinda a modern Au, takes place after release of first HP movie, also poly Steve/Eddie/Billy

Steve had never read a Harry Potter book, or seen the movie, and his boyfriends took that fact personally. They had been sitting around Steve's pool one afternoon and were talking about the books, when Billy asked Steve a question, and Steve responded with a blank stare.

The pair (Billy & Eddie) had then tracked down the kids and organised a book club type thing. Over the weekend they'd take turns reading until the fourth book, which was the most recent, than as a reward, they'd watch the movie with Steve.

Steve instantly regretted his decision to agree when nerds started turning up to his house at 6 pm on a Friday night, immediately after his shift ended. The first to arrive were his boyfriends, and they bought snacks and costumes.

Billy was in his Slytherin robe, and Eddie was in his Ravenclaw robe. Billy held a neatly folded robe in his hands and Eddie had two shopping bags. Steve stepped aside, letting them in.

Eddie ran to the kitchen and started unpacking the shopping bags, Billy stepped forward, handing Steve the folded robe and landing a soft kiss on his cheek.

"We decided on Hufflepuff for you." He said, walking into the lounge room.

Steve raised his eyebrow and shut the front door. The name meant nothing to him, but he unfolded the black, yellow rimed robe. He put it on over his clothes and walked into the kitchen to check on Eddie.

Eddie grinned at the sight of Steve actually wearing his robe. He wrapped an arm around Steve's waist and carefully fixed up Steve's shirt collar.

"There. That's better." he said, kissing Steve's cheek.

"What are you making?" Steve asked, gesturing at the mess waiting to make itself.

Eddie grinned and stepped away from Steve. "That, my dear Stevie- is snacks and our meals for the next three nights! Including but not limited to, popcorn, frozen pizza, ingredients for both Butterbeer and Pumpkin pasty's, and of course your generic lollies and soft drink."

Billy emerged from the lounge room and sighed. "You're so dramatic, and for what!"

Eddie grinned and wrapped his arms around Billy's torso. "That's why you love me."

Billy rolled his eyes but smiled softly. "Yeah Yeah- Princess where are the blankets and such?"

The last part was directed to Steve who was still trying to figure out Butterbeer, Pumpkin pasty's and Hufflepuff.

"Oh, there are blankets and pillows in the cupboard at the end of the hall and mattresses n the basement. I'll help you."

Eddie resumed his chaos in the kitchen, and Steve and Billy pulled out three blow up mattresses, blew them up and set up the blankets and a few pillows. We also threw blankets and stuff on one of the couches.

Robin turned up next, with a Ravenclaw robe and a pillow and back pack. She claimed the end single mattress and threw her pillow down, then ran upstairs to put her bag of clothes in a spare room. She helped Eddie in the kitchen, then Max and El turned up.

Neither had read the books or seen the movie but the boys sorted them into Gryffindor (max) and Hufflepuff (El). They took the double mattress in the middle, dumping their pillows on the bed and bags in the same spare room as Robin.

Finally the boys and Erica turned up, Erica claimed the third spot on Max and El's mattress, she was also in Slytherin. The boys took the mattress on the end, but there wasn't enough space for them all so Will who's the smallest and a Hufflepuff took the couch.

Billy realised they'd need another bed so he dragged out the spare room mattress and it luckily fit in the rest of the space. The group of what can only be described as chaotic dumbasses settled into their beds and dimmed the lights, Eddie sat on a bean bag in front of the beds and the others gathered around, covered in blankets.

Steve sat in between Billy's legs, his back pressed against Billy's chest.

'Chapter one, The Philosophers Stone." Eddie cleared his throat and kept reading.

"Mr and Mrs Dursley of number four privet drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much."

A/n

Guys I can't sleep so I'm writing it is currently 11:45 on Saturday 10/9 idk why I told you that last part but yk go off.

I had a teensy bit of trouble deciding on Hogwarts houses but think these ones fit pretty well, if you disagree, please feel free to do so politely. Also this didn't come up nut I think Mike is Slytherin, Dustin is Ravenclaw and Lucas is Gryffindor.

Don't come at me for the Billy/Steve/Eddie, and Billy secretly being a big nerd.

Random but I'm trying to convince one of my friends to start a Wattpad book with poetry they write, and to prove its a good idea, let me know if you'd be interested. Probably will be one of their poems in the comments later so yk.

Gotta go to sleep now!

Q; What's your Hogwarts house? (I always either get Ravenclaw or Slytherin so I gave up and I'm a slytherclaw)

Love y'all

-Oli