Steddie One shots

Harry Potter x Stranger Things

A/N I HAVE NO EXCUSE FOR WHAT YOURE ABOUT TO READ. THIS WAS SUGGESTED OR WHATEVER BY @NorlaChing

It was a normal summer day in Hawkins. It was hot, the pools were packed and the mall was full of teenagers on their break.

A short man with rat teeth bursted into the room of the creaky, moldy old house that his Lord was staying in.

Lord Voldemort was sitting in a dusty armchair in-front of the fire place, watching the flames dance. He looked up with an irritated expression on his face.

"Yes, Wormtail?"

The other man, Wormtail, stood up straighter. "Uh- my lord, there's a presence in this house."

Voldemort rolled his eyes and stood up swiftly. "What sort of presence?"

Wormtail fiddled with his hands, and wouldn't meet the Lords gaze. "I- im not sure. But I thought that perhaps if you gave me your wand-"

"What have I said Wormtail?" Voldemort roared, causing the other man to tremble even more.

"That Uh-" Worm tail licked his lips. "That I'd get my own soon, my lord."

Voldemort nodded. "Exactly. So stop whining like a toddler, or you'll be Nagini's breakfast. Now, I'm going to investigate this presence."

Wormtail scurried out of the way and Voldemort seemingly glided over the uneven floor boards. He went up another flight of stairs, and stopped at the bottom of a wooden ladder.

A disgusted look flashed across his face and he climbed up the ladder quickly, standing in the middle of the room. Towards one end of the room, there was a faint glow in the air.

He pulled out his wand and held it in front of him, walking towards the light. Voldemort prodded the wand and with a deafening crash, something appeared out of thin air and fell to the floor.

Voldemort jumped back slightly, in shock. The thing that fell to the floor wasn't a thing, it was a person. He had no nose or hair, and was covered in vine looking things.

Vecna groaned and stood up, rubbing his back.

"Jesus Christ- you can't just go poking things!"

Voldemorts has dropped. "What the fuck? Who are you?"

Vecna pulled a face. "I'm Vecna, and this is my house. Who the fuck are you and what are doing here?"

"I'm Lord Voldemort, I was just passing through and this house looked empty. You're not a muggle, are you?"

"A muggle? What the hell is that?"

Voldemort rolled his eyes and muttered something about 'bloody Americans' before answering Vecna's question. "You know, non magical people? Non wizards?"

"You have magic?"

"Oh Merlín- yes."

Vecna crossed his arms. "Prove it."

"What? No- I don't have to prove myself to some dusty attic pervert."

"Fine. Where are you from? If you're a wizard are you good or bad? What's your goal here?"

"I'm from Britain. My goal is to wipe out all muggles and muggle born wizards. Except there's this kid-"

"No way! I personally think non magical people are so basic, yknow? Like we're so much better than them! I'm trying to open up gates to another dimension to rid the world of everyone so I can take over. Except there's this group of deranged teens-"

"That keep fucking up your plans. Yeah, welcome to my life." Voldemort sighed and sat down.

Vecna sat next to him and they sat together for a couple minutes before Voldemort broke the silence.

"Let's go for ice cream. We can discuss whatever's going on in further detail."

Vecna nodded and they both stood up. Before they left the house, Voldemort waved his wand over the pair of them.

They went from bald, inhumane looking things to looking like normal teens. Vecna nodded in approval and they made their way to star court mall. The pair of seemingly normal looking teens sat in one of the booths at Scoops Ahoy after ordering.

Vecna folded his hands neatly over eachother and studied the person in front of him. "Tell me the full story, from the start."

They swapped their stories over ice cream and decided to form an alliance, a way for them to both get what they want. Voldemort suddenly had an idea.

"What if- I pose as their friend, I'll just say I'm new. And I'll be a spy, I'll 'help' them but yeah. Do you think it'd work?"

Vecna considered it. "You'd have to gain their trust. Thrown straight in the middle of the chaos."

"of course. I'd have to preferably be someone they already know. I could either control that person or polyjuice them." Voldemort added.

As they sat there, thinking, a group of boys noisily walked in and took the booth next to them. They were all wearing matching shirts that read 'Hellfire Club'.

Voldemort noticed Vecna tense as they sat down. He leant across the table to him and whispered "Whats wrong?"

"Theres three of those children I told you about." Vecna hissed back.

Voldemort shot a look over his shoulder than turned back to Vecna. "Which ones?"

"The dark one, the one with the cheekbones and the one in the hat next to tall guy with dark curly hair."

For the next couple of minutes, Vecna and Voldemort studied the group and their dynamics. The closest to eachother seemed to be the three Vecna pointed out and then pretty much everyone with the curly haired guy.

When he stood up to go to the toliet, the two baldies looked at eachother in a silent agreement. They waited another minute before standing up and following him. No one blinked an eye at the two innnocent teen boys walking into the bathroom.

With one spell, Eddie was knocked out and concealed.

A/n I think y'all know what happens next...

Although this originally started as a fun joke idea in a comment section somewhere, and I wrote the first half like that till i had the polyjuice potion idea and then yeah. Some of the langauge is a bit weird for the decade and for old men to be using but isn't that the fun??

If you haven't, READ THE HP BOOKS!!  Except please pirate them or get them second hand, that way JKR doesnt get any of the prophets (shes a massive transphobe)

If i could make edits I'd edit Vecna and Voldy Moldy together with 'Material Girl' in the background. *nudge nudge wink wink* (if you do do this please credit me :))

Signing off for now! xx