Veronica's POV:
We walk over to Stephanie since she's one of the 'it' girls in school.
Me: "Hey, Steph, can we grab you for a second? We got some intel."
Stephanie: "So did I. Betsy Dunkhaven has a crush on Ava Stein but absolutely hates Hunter McMurray. Who could blame her? Hunter's got areolas the size of pancakes."
Harley: "We got some intel about the Riddler. He's inside. And we got wristbands."
Stephanie holds up a wristband of her own that says 'VIP'.
Stephanie: "It pays to be Chad's almost girlfriend."
When we walk in, Harley ducks her head under the question mark-shaped ice luge before Ivy pulls her away.
Harley: "What? It's an ice luge. You know I can't resist alcohol being poured down an icy surface."
Ivy: "Listen, Harls. Game face, ok? We gotta keep our eyes out for the Riddler."
I look to the side to see Riddler walking into a room marked 'VIP'.
Harley: "It might've just been Jiminey Riddles."
Me: "Then, who's that?"
I point to the opposite side of the room towards Jiminey as he sits in his full-body cast.
Stephanie: "The whole party is a fundraiser to cover his medical bills for the beating Harley gave him."
Harley: "I already donated."
We walk over to the VIP door. Stephanie's allowed in, but we aren't. So, we pull her back before she can walk through the door.
Harley: "You go in, you look around, you report back."
Stephanie: "What if I run into Chad and he asks me where we stand? I mean, sure, he gave me the weekend, but it would be awkward not to talk about it. But if we did talk about it-Oh, my god, it'd be just as awkward! I'm going to text my counselor."
Ivy: "Oh, my God! You're a fucking clay monster. Forget about Chad for 5 seconds and do your goddamn job."
Stephanie enters the VIP room, leaving us to devise a game plan. After a while, Harley gets impatient and knocks out the bouncer while everyone focuses on the beer pong game across the room. Walking in, we follow a pathway to a secret room full of students on hamster wheels, including Stephanie. This is how he's getting power, kinetic energy? Cruel, yet brilliant. No, God, focus!
Stephanie: "Hey, girls. So, I figured out how he's generating electricity."
Me: "By inviting people to fake frat parties, kidnapping them, and forcing them to run on hamster wheels, effectively turning them into human batteries?"
Stephanie: "Oh, wait. That makes way more sense than what I was thinking."
If someone slows down or stops altogether, they get electrically shocked, which causes Stephanie to shift from Clayface back to Stephanie.
Stephanie: "Oh, my God, that hurt!"
Then, Riddler steps into the light.
Riddler: "Well, what fortuitous timing. We just had three jobs open up. Congratulations, graduates. Welcome to the workforce."
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The Right Side of Wrong
FanfictionMeet Veronica Quinzel, AKA Miss Mayhem, one of Gotham's highly elite villainesses. She's also Harley Quinn's estranged twin sister. They weren't always estranged, mind you, until they met Joker. Harley was hooked on him, while Veronica could sense t...