The Right Side of Wrong

The Most Culturally Impactful Film Franchise of All Time: Part 1

Veronica's POV:

Ivy has gathered the Natural Disasters and me in her office for a meeting regarding her next big evil plan.

Ivy: "Obviously, guys, I've been owning the game lately."

Terra: "Fucking owning it and all the haters along the way."

Ivy: "But we don't want to have owned it. We want to always be, present tense, owning it. Right?"

Volcana: "ABOI. Always Be Owning It."

Ivy: "No, no, no. That sounds like BO in the middle. Not everything needs to be a thing. Anyway, the Legion of Super-Heroes' time-sphere is being moved to the Smithsonian at 3 PM, and we are gonna hijack it."

Terra: *others cheer* "Sick! A time-sphere. I'm gonna visit past atrocities and learn how to do 'em better."

Tefe: "I'd love to go back and tell my younger self that snake eye contacts are more weird than intimidating."

Volcana: "I can go back in time and do extra work without missing any work."

Ivy: "Ok, guys, we're not gonna actually use the time-sphere. I just want it 'cause it's gonna look really cute on my wall."

Volcana: "Total power move."

Then, Nora walks in.

Nora: "Everyone, shut up! I have news. I'm starving. What are we doing for lunch? Volcana, don't you dare say you're 'fine with anything' again. I'd rather have a bad suggestion like all the ones Tefe gives."

Volcana & Tefe: "Hey!"

Nora: "Ok, screw you. I'm ordering gyros. Oh, and they moved up the time-sphere transfer to, like, right now."

Ivy: "Oh, shit. We gotta go. Ronnie, can you teleport us without triggering your morning sickness?"

Me: "Only one way to find out."

As Nora calls out, I summon my powers to teleport us to the truck containing the time-sphere.

Nora: "Wait! I'm not paying the delivery fee myself."

To avoid wasting time talking about this, I pretend like the teleportation is a phone line and stop mid-sentence as if the 'line' is cutting out.

Me: "What? Sorry. I-You-We'll-Cash under the-Talk-Later!"

Tefe: "Nice."

Tefe & I fist-bump as we arrive at the time-sphere's location.

Ivy: "You good?"

Me: "Yeah.-*pauses*-No, wait, hold on."

I rush to a nearby trash can and do what's necessary to make the pregnancy-induced nausea go away.

Me: "Sorry."

Volcana: "No problem. At least you did it in a trash can and not on your idol's desk."

I offer Volcana a grateful smile as I summon Terra's motorcycle before we all use our powers to stop the truck in the middle of the road as Ivy and I stand on top of it. Ivy then uses her vines to steer the truck toward our headquarters when Wonder Woman & Superman show up to stop us.

Tefe: "Oh, we love a power fem."

Superman uses his laser eyes to cut Ivy's vines in half as the truck driver regains control of the steering wheel.