The Right Side of Wrong

Climax at Jazzapajizza: Part 2

Veronica's POV:

Harley: "All right, which way to the Batcave?"

Nightwing: "What is this Batcave you speak of?"

Batgirl: "Yeah, it sounds, um, scary. Not someplace I'd like to go."

Me: "Guys, we know Bruce is Batman."

Nightwing: "Bruce Vilanch is Batman? Oh, wow. Jokes and crime-fighting."

Batgirl: "What a guy!"

Harley: "Oh, for fuck's sake! We were just in his head. He literally told us. So you can either keep this shit up, or we can go and save Gotham."

Batgirl: *sighs* "Fine. This way."

So, Batgirl & Nightwing lead us into the city on their motorcycle & bicycle while Harley & I get to fly in the Batwing.

Batgirl: "Remember, guys. You're in the Batwing, which means you're representing-"

Harley & I: "Woo-hoo!"

Me: "This is awesome! Oh, Riddler's gonna cream when he finds out I got my hands on one of Batman's tricked-out rides!"

Harley: "Easy there, tiger. Save it for the honeymoon. Now let's go stop these undead dickheads."

We scan the city to see how many undead plant zombies are here.

Me: "Ok. That's not that many zombies."

The screen zooms in to show that the big red dots are parts of the city, and the smaller dots are the zombies.

Harley & I: "Oh, shit."

So, we call King Shark for help.

King Shark: "Hey, Quinzles. Wait a second. Are you in the Batwing?"

Me: "Yes, and I'm not a Quinzel anymore."

King Shark: "I missed the wedding, too?!"

Harley: "Yeah, long story. Are you in the middle of some ceremonial crap or something?"

King Shark: "Yeah. Long story. What's up?"

Harley: "Gotham's swarming with zombies, Ivy's in Wayne Manor stuck in the green, and although Frank & Riddler are protecting her, I need you to make sure she's ok."

King Shark: "Oh, you can count on me, and I'll be sure to send you a wedding present in the mail after all this."

Me: "Appreciate ya, Jaws."

With that, King Shark ends the call as Harley & I test out the Batwing's gadgetry.

Harley: "All right, let's see what this bad boy can do! Hey, where the hell are the missiles or machine guns on this?"

Batgirl: "There are none."

Me: "And why is that?"

Nightwing: "We decided, as a family, we don't believe in killing."

Harley: "What, anyone? What if it's Gwyneth Paltrow, and she's, like, eating a baby? You know, or, like, a massive asshole?"

Batgirl: "Not even massive butt holes."

Me: *groans* "Saying butt hole's so much worse. It paints a gross picture."

We then launch a constraining net to catch a trio of plant zombies. Then, we launch stun grenades to paralyze some zombies while Batgirl & Nightwing knock the others out.