Veronica's POV:
Today, per Ivy's instructions, the L.O.D. is replacing all the male trees in Gotham with female trees while Tawny interviews Ivy & Joker.
Tawny: "We're live with the mayor and Poison Ivy. Girl, what the heck is going on?"
Ivy: "Oh, girl.-*clears throat*-Um, so I'm, uh, leading an initiative to replace all the male trees in Gotham with female trees."
Tawny: "Big J, as a male, are you gonna stand for that?"
Joker: "Of course, Tawny. It's female trees that produce fruit, and free fruit for the people is peachy keen.-*laughs*-But since this is a co-pro with the Legion of Doom, I'd appreciate a heads-up on what the evil twist is."
Tawny: "Ooh, Ivy, give us the juice with extra pulp."
Ivy: "No twist. You know, we're just a corporation endearing itself to the city. So, whoo!"
Joker: "You can't leave me out of the twist! I'm the mayor."
Joker walks away as Harley pushes her way to the front of the crowd.
Harley: "Ivy! Yo!"
Nora: "Ivy's not visiting with spectators."
Harley: "Nora, it's me. Come on, Harley, the person who convinced you not to get a neck tattoo that said 'queef queen'."
Nora: "I don't see you on the list."
Harley: "That's a Mama Macaroni's takeout menu. Wait, Garlic Knubs are back? Ivy, Mama Mac's for date night?"
Me: "Harley!"
Harley turns and rushes to hug me.
Harley: "Ronnie! Ugh! How is this the first time we've seen each other in person since you got back?"
Me: "I'm guessing it has something to do with them."
Nightwing breaks us up as if on cue with a stern glare toward Harley as Batgirl & Robin appear beside him.
Nightwing: "What are you d-No. You can't hug villains. Why are you even at an LOD event?"
Harley: "I am here romantically and sisterly, not professionally, but I've got my crimey eyes wide open, ok? I just gave a very menacing look to a guy who almost littered. I am totally representing the Fam. See?"
Harley steps to the side to show off her new suit.
Nightwing: "You have to earn your bat outfit. You can't just go buy one at a Halloween store."
Harley: "Well, this is from a sex shop, ok?"
Nightwing: "Not ok. I'm getting texts about you when we were this close to luring Drunkula out of his coffin."
Batgirl: "You know, this is on us for never properly training you."
Harley: "Oh, cool, cool, ok. Am I gonna train with a pack of wolves? Take a vow of silence and live with monks in the mountains learning to gossip nonverbally?"
Me: "Either way, I know you're gonna kill it. I gotta regroup with the LOD, but I'll call you later."
Harley: "Got it. See ya, sis!"
{Time skip}
Ivy: "Now that Operation Lady Trees has begun, let's discuss the evil twist."
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The Right Side of Wrong
FanfictionMeet Veronica Quinzel, AKA Miss Mayhem, one of Gotham's highly elite villainesses. She's also Harley Quinn's estranged twin sister. They weren't always estranged, mind you, until they met Joker. Harley was hooked on him, while Veronica could sense t...