Info - PDA, fake lovey dovey, bugging Sirius, pet names, mentioning being horny, talking about future, Sirius screaming
"I am so excited. I can not remember the last time I've been this excited for something," Regulus said happily. We'd decided that on our Hogsmede date with his brother and Remus, we'd be all over one another to mess with him. Regulus was particularly giddy at the prospect, he loved messing with his brother.
"They're coming, kiss me," he said. I took his face in my hands and kissed him. We let out tongues dance I let out a low moan. He let out a breathy whimper. The display was actually turning me on a bit.
"Excuse me," Sirius said in a hard voice. Regulus kissed me for a couple seconds more before pulling away.
"Sorry, just kissing the love of my life," Regulus sighed.
"You're weird," Sirius said to me as I looked at his brother adoringly.
"Reggie I love you so much," I said, kissing his cheek.
"Not as much as I love you my little chocolate frog," he simpered and it took all my strength not to burst into giggles.
"Anyway," said Remus. "What are we having."
"I'll have whatever you have y/n," Regulus said. "I want our mouths to touch the same thing."
"Oh how romantic," I swooned.
"How is that romantic, it's weird, it's not like you're eating from the same plate," Sirius said in frustration.
"Sorry we're just so in love and happy it's out in the open now," I said, and laid my head on my Boyfriend's shoulder.
Madam Rosmerta came by so we could order. Regulus and I played up the whole thing and she told us we were adorable.
"Where is my cold, toxic brother? Where's the man who walks down a hallway and brings a cold wind with him, who makes the first years cower?"
"My little chocolate frog melted away all my coldness," he said tapping my nose with his finger. "Didn't you my love?"
"Yes Reggie, now you're just my lanky teddy bear," I cooed.
"TEDDY BEAR?" Sirius stood up in shock. "Regulus Black, a teddy bear?"
"Look how huggable he is," I said wrapping my arms around him.
"Not as huggable as you," he said wrapping his arms around me.
"Unbelievable," said Sirius in awe. Remus seemed to have guessed our game, because his eyes twinkled.
"Love, it's okay, you changed when we got together," Remus put a hand on his boyfriend's arm.
"I didn't do a 180 twist! He used to kill spiders for fun and now he's calling someone his little chocolate frog."
"You did too," Regulus rolled his eyes. "Neither of us liked spiders."
"Just face the fact that you've been mean to your brother this whole time when really he's the sweetest, most beautiful boy in the whole world," I said.
"Come here you," he chuckled and I climbed into his lap.
"My sweet baby girl. You make your Reggie so happy," he said and nuzzled his nose with mine.
"This is going really well," he whispered to me.
"Watch what I have planned, he's going to explode," I muttered back.
"My perfect Reggie. I'm going to love you up, and marry you, oh and a baby, we need a baby asap," I crooned.
"A BLOODY BABY YOU'RE SEVENTEEN!" Sirius screamed and the whole place went quiet. Regulus was smirking. Madam Rosmerta awkwardly brought our food. Soon the chatter restarted.
"Don't want to be an uncle Sirius?" I asked as Regulus fed me a piece of food. Sirius had his head in his hands and was praying in French.
"I think you successfully broke him," Remus whispered.
At the end of the date, Sirius stuck out his hand to his brother. Regulus shook, slightly confused.
"I guess I was wrong about you. You obviously make her really happy, so don't fuck it up. Don't break each other's hearts or you'll have me to answer to, also please wait to get pregnant, I'm not ready to be an uncle."
When he left we were laughing.
"Hmmm, you did so good," he said as he kissed my neck adoringly.
"Little chocolate frog was inspired," I said, running my hands through his curls.
"Did you mean what you said about marriage and babies?" He asked suddenly. I was embarrassed now.
"Because I want that with you. Obviously not right away, but when I think of my future you're one hundred percent in it," he said.
"I feel the same way," I said and kissed his cheek.
"Come on my little chocolate frog, I'm horny after being all over you," he said and guided me towards the castle.
"You're going to use that now aren't you?"
"Oh all the time," he chuckled.
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