Regulus Black Stories

Don't Date a Marauder (P6)

Info - lying about sexual experience, dressing provocatively, acting differently, jealous regulus, angry reader, sub Regulus, prank, close to the new moon, kissing ex, planning on being with many people, queer Sirius, using the word slut jokingly , playful flirty Sirius, smoking

"We told them Snape was a vampire," James told me in a whisper. I watched the first years bravely pulling at Snape's robes to get him out of the sun.

It'd been a couple weeks since the hospital wing. Pandora and Regulus were officially dating. I had started dressing subtly differently, but I hadn't had a natural way to say how much I got around. Neither had I had anyone to snog in front of Regulus. Lily kept encouraging me to do what we'd spoken about. I had to figure out a way to insert my escapades into this conversation.

"You shouldn't be so mean to him," I said, cringing at my own words. Severus was an asshole and this was easily one of the more harmless things the boys had done to him.

"As if you're standing up for Snivilus," Regulus chuckled.

"Well, he's a good kisser," I said. James, Sirius, and Regulus stared at me in utter horror. Remus was in bed because the first new moon of the new year was tonight, he wanted to rest up for the wild night.

"You kissed my worst enemy?" James growled. Shit, I'd forgotten James might have felt truly betrayed by that. I should've chosen someone else, but I was nervous. Lily, Marlene, and Mary had helped give me a makeover. I was wearing a yellow plaid mini skirt and a tight black top that showed off my breasts. When I'd come down to breakfast, Regulus couldn't keep his eyes off me. It had been wonderful, but obviously I'd gotten a little too high on the feeling and made a stupid mistake.

"It was forever ago, I've just about kissed every Slytherin, slept with them too," I chuckled.

"Traitor!" Sirius screamed.

"And you've slept with just about every Gryffindor," I grinned.

"Exactly, traitor, I'm supposed to be the slut of the group, I never thought you'd try to take my crown," he tutted.

"We could share the crown Siri," I said, pulling on his tie and he laughed. James yanked my hand off his best friend's tie.

"No way would we work," he shook his head.

"Why's that Padfoot?" I asked with a chuckle, trying to not make James any angrier.

"When I sleep with girls, I'm a dom, there's no way you're a sub. You give off major Fem dom vibes," he smirked, and I heard a whimper from Regulus. The boy's eyes were wide and his cheeks were bright red.

"Oh Merlin," James said in utter disgust. "Can we not talk about my sister's sex preferences"

"Wanna talk about yours Jamie?" Sirius asked, batting his eyelashes. "You know, I'm a sub when I'm with boys."

"Why are we talking about this shit?" James said throwing his hands up.

"Marauders DONT date Marauders," he snapped.

"Yeah," Sirius growled, running his hand through his long hair. "So you've told me."

Wait, had James imposed that rules on the others as well. I studied Sirius who was pulling out a cigarette moodily. Did he also want to date one of us? The only one I could rule out was Reggie. I sincerely hoped it wasn't me he liked, I wanted his brother like crazy and that would be awkward.

"Let's just go to lunch and bring some to Moony," James said. Sirius followed his friend as he took drags from his cigarette.

"Wait, y/n," Regulus had grabbed my arm.