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Jackson: I heard Lensah was the best rapper of the week. Please if you witnessed this, please tell us.
Lensah: Is it that you doubt my ability or what?
Jackson: No, don't put words inside my mouth. I don't want to hear you brag. I know you remember.
Seung Woo: hahaha, it is true, she outdid herself. As usual, she stole the show.
Kino: look who is exaggerating now. We know you love this friend of yours but stop praising her so much least she start walking on air.
V: Why am I not convinced that Lensah can rap.
Tae: I was one of the judges and I can attest to it. She outdid herself like how Seung Woo said. He came as a special guest.
Woozi: We even have special guests in competitions nowadays!
Yeunjun: Bro, jealousy is not a good look on you. You are too judgemental and a perfectionist. If they call you, I think no one will be good for your keen eyes.
San: Hahaha, Woozi, don't mind him....
Jimin: Woozi, take it to heart that comment from Choi Daniel. It is true. I pity any competition you will be called to judge.
Zico: The contestants will be very lucky being that he transform anything he touches to gold. Now, can we go back to my protogee best Korean rapper in the making. I heard she imitated me.
I.M: and me also!
Sunwoo: Why is she imitating people but not her own son who is a rapper?
Daniel: And there ladies and gentleman is the youngest son of Lensah, showing his bratty side as usual.
Woozi: Let him, that is what he is good at. Sunwoo-ish, do your thing baby boy. Complain 🙂🙂🙂🙂
Ten: Hahahaha, what did I miss👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾
Tae: Nothing much, just that the other family members have join the chatroom so it will be more dramatic, oh and Lensah emerged the best rapper of the week.
Kai: Tell me when you start talking about the Jeju Island trip.
Cai: I am also here for that also.
I.M: What about her rapping like me?
Kihyun: I.M dude, you are sounding like a broken record now....
Woozi: 😂🤣😂😅😂😂🤣😂🤣
Felix:  Lensah, is your whole family dramatic like this?
Cai: These are just the children. The adults are even worse.
Jimin: Little Cai, you are the only child here, remember.
Sunwoo: I am also a child of my mum Lensah. The youngest son..
Yeunjun: I am also my mum's child so daddy jimin, stop looking down upon us.
Jungkook: Wow, it seems as if Lensah has her own army.
Kino: And a savage one at that. We are just in a chatroom and they are bullies, when they meet, they are even worse.
Taeyang: The first born os not here. He is even more worse.
V: My son's twin is the firstborn?
Sunwoo: I think but who cares, the most important thing is that we are our mother's son's and we love her so much.
Yeunjun: And everyone should know and respect that.
San: 👍👍👍👍 noted. So let's talk about our trip to Jeju Island please.
Jimin: I think everyone who will be free is allowed to join. We had planned everything and we hope that it will come through.
Yeunjun: It has to, we are prepared for it. I even told my mother that inam going there so if there is a devil's advocate here, please, we will be leaving you in Seoul so beware.
Seung Woo: it seems Yeonjun has fasted for the success of the trip.
Joo Chan: As if you don't know the boy. He is  Just happy to be spending time with her mum Lensah, that is all.
Kihyun: Still clingy as usual i see but it is good. Lensah left the country for a very long time so this trip will be good for all of us to catch up and remember the good old days that we have not had for long.
Mark: I can't wait. I get excited just thinking about meeting the other part of the family.
Bambam: for me, I am for the shabu. The bet is still on right?
Jackson: Bambam, you had to bring up food at this time.
Mark: you talk as if you don't live with him and doesn't know the boy and shabu.
V: I had even forgotten that there was a bet on the table.
Jimin: I thought Lensah cancelled it and told the two teams that they owe her a barbeque.
Lensah: I did. At least there is one person who is keen to my words.
I.M: He is your husband, it is his one of the many roles. Stop complaining.
Zico: Let me be the first to say that I am proud of you Lensah. As your sensai, I am happy that my efforts to you didn't go to waste.
Lensah: thank you brother Zico. I was happy that you helped me with the skills to do well this week.
Tae: You talk as if it was your sensai alone who helped you.
Kino: I am not complaining but Lensah, but, it was me who woke you up to practice, remember!
Xion: Typical Lensah.
V: Wow, my son is around. Hi Xion..👋👋👋👋👋👋👋
Xion: Hello dad. How have you been.
Bambam: When did V become a parent.
Woozi: It is just a forced family union.
Sunwoo: With no future at all, but anyway, who cares. It is Xion we are talking about.
Yeunjun: Shush! WE DON'T TALK ABOUT XION!
Sunwoo: oh, my bad. By the way, who brought him to this group?
Myeongdong: I did, he needs to apologize to our mother before i remove him from the group officially.
Xion: Remove me here like who?
Myeongdong: Xion, don't start with me, my mum Lensah didn't do anything to you but just know that our hometown is not far and if she decides to have a chat with our mother, you will have to write an apology and send to all the broadcasting companies in Korea and even CNN if need be, so swallow the humble pie and apologize here before I forget that we are twins.
Sunwoo: Lady and gentlemen, meet Lensah 's first born son.
Cai: 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Kai: Now, I hope you understand when we say that our parents are more dramatic than us. Lensah's mum made someone do that what Myeongdong threatened Xion with just because he stole Lensah's diary.
Ten: seriously!
Felix: now I want to meet the elders of this family.
Jackson: stray kids, don't. I am not that close to them but with the drama I witness for the time Lensah was in China with my family,they are savage.
Taeyang: Felix, ignore Jackson. We throw the best parties. We will invite you. Right guys?
Kihyun: And we are the best hosts in South Korea.
Zico: Felix, you are cute, you will survive. What on earth did Xion do this time round.
Sunwoo: He had the guts to be disrespectful to my mum Lensah.
Yeunjun: to the extend that she left the chatroom.
Woozi: What Xion alone can do!
Daniel: it was funny though!
Woozi: like a movie to be exact.
Jimin: at last the two savages have gotten something to blabber about.
Tae: I was starting to wonder where they went to
Joo Chan: typical them. Woozi, remember you owe us bulgogi so be ready to be bankrupt.
Woozi: who said that I am going to Jeju Island?
Daniel: hahahaha, stop it with the I'm not going joke. Have you forgotten that you are even bringing a plus one?
Woozi: Daniel Kang!
Seung Woo: oh ho! Here comes drama.
Jimin: I come bearing 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
I.M: Damn, those are so many popcorns Jimin.
Kihyun: We are a big family, so it is a given.
Woozi: in your dreams Jiminia
Jimin: Woozi.
Woozi: What! Your fans call you that and I am one of them
Jimin:🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Kai: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Taeyang:🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐
Tae:😶😶😶😶😶😶😶
Zico:🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Lensah: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I.M: 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Seung Woo:🙈🙈🙉🙉🙊🙊
V: 💜💜💜💜💜
Ten:💝💝
Kino:💖💖💖
Joo Chan: 💗💗💗
Mark: 👏👏👏
San: 👏👏👏
Daniel: you are lying but it is allowed. Xion, back to you, just apologize.
Xion: i am sorry Lensah for what I did.
Lensah: I forgave you the same day.
Daniel: that is a lie Lensah but it is your truth, who cares.
Jimin: Kang, do you know everything?
Felix: btw, why did you all send the emojis when Woozi said that he was Jimin's fan.
Lensah: It is clearly a lie.
Kai: they are ever fighting being that they are each other's perfect opposites.
Tae: Jimin is Lensah 's so called husband, Woozi is Lensah's ex husband.
Jimin: What?
Taeyang: I thought he knew!
San: Hahaha, apparently he doesn't know that fact.
Seung Woo: I come bearing 🥤🥤🥤🥛🥛🥛🍼🍼🍼🍵🍵🍵☕☕☕🍺🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🥂🥂🥂🍾🍾🍾🍷🍷🍷🥃🥃🍸🍸🍹🍹🍹🍶🍶🍶🍧🍧🍧🍨🍨🍨🍦🍦🍦🍲🍲🍲🥣🥣🥣
Zico:  hahahaha, I will take all the drinks.
I.M: I want the ice creams.
Felix: What's up with you guys coming bearing food.
Kihyun: And drinks.
Ten: you people are just full of drama.
Sunwoo: this is nothing, wait for them to meet, then you will know the meaning of drama.
Cai: I will have the milk in the baby bottle.
Jackson: hahahaha little Cai!
Cai: everyone is choosing right!
Bambam: right little Cai, you can have what your heart desire.
Jungkook: Shhhhh! I am watching the drama unfold.
V: this is an Oscar winning movie.
Lensah: which movie? Tae is just joking. Jimin, you are the one and only!
Zico: Hahaha!🙊🙉🙈
Lensah: ZICO!
Zico: what, I didn't say anything.
Xion: I kn...
Myeongdong: Xion, choose your words well Xion. I have mother on speed dial.
Sunwoo: And that is how you bully your twin brother and he remains as polite as a sheep being taken to be slaughtered
Yeunjun: and people think they can bully our mum.
Cai: be warned, all you haters.
Kai: I am still asking if we are going to Jeju Island!
Tae: Yes
Felix: YES!
Mark: YES!
Zico: YES!
San: YES!
Joo Chan: YES!
Seung Woo: YES!
Sunwoo: YES!
Woozi: YES!
Daniel: YES!
I.M: A definite YES!
Kai: that is all that I wanted to know. Lensah, congratulations on your achievement. Continue shocking your haters, YES WOOZI and KANG DANIEL, I mean you two.  Oh, Jimin, it is true what Tae said.Bye.

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With that, I had to leave the chat because I knew that Jimin will believe Kai more than Tae . I switched my phone and slept. Tomorrow is Saturday and we have plans lined for the whole weekend.
"Goodnight God. Thank you for the week achievements.''

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