" Should we wake her up?"
" " That's a good idea but how, we forgot to bring a vuvuzela!"
" What is that?"
" That pipe thingy that football fans carry to the stage to cheer their teams.."
" Oh, that. Where on earth are we going to get one.. why don't we just pour water on her! It will be a sight to behold..."
" But it will be a death sentence... Not only from Lensah herself but her twin brother, damn Taemin can be charming but also evil...."
So how do we go about it..."That was the conversation that woke me up on this dreadful Saturday morning or is it mid morning, my two evil masterminds planning to kill me in my sleep. From the voices, I knew it was Jackson and Tuan. Afterwards I felt like I was jumping up and down... Yes, they started jumping on my bed. I had to wake up because knowing how the minds of these two work, they will go to extreme measures just to torture me to wake up....
" Good morning sleeping beauty... What did you expect that Bambam sleeps over here and we will not know. Oh by the way, your husband is downstairs bullying him already. We just felt like doing you a favour and waking you up" Jackson said while giving me an evil grin. That smile that tell me that I am in for a hell of a day today."
" Jackson, stop threatening her so early. Swadeekaa P'Lensah, I heard that they greet like that in Thailand.." Tuan gave me a mocking wai, then while helping me out of the bed," please, vista-se já, o café da manhã está pronto. I prepared it specially for you. I am sorry I couldn't find it in me to bring it to bed, you know how possessive your Jimin can be ok."
" Sorry for my bad manners P'Lensah, punish me if you must but don't be angry" Jackson said while kneeling down and sooping his head three times," duì bu qǐ "
" Jackson give way. "
" Oh sorry again, duì bu qǐ , duì bu qǐ ..."
" Enough you two... Get away from me already..."
" Ooiii, so rough baby girl, what dramatic scene are you acting out now... We are just at your service today and then...." Tuan complained
" And then what, you think I didn't hear your marvelous plans of waking me up..."
" duì bu qǐ , duì bu qǐ ,duì bu qǐ ..." Jackson said.
" Enough with the duì bu qǐ , you evil Chinese...."I could not finish what I was saying because Tuan had already shoved me in the bathroom and closed the door. I went and washed my face then brush my teeth. I was warming up to the fact that these two are already here and by the look of things, I was in for a hellish treat if I can describe it.When I walked out, I found that they had even chosen for me a change of clothes. They were not in the room so I knew that they were being considerate and giving me some privacy to change.
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" What is taking her so long" that was Jimin complaining as usual
" What's the matter with you. She is awake already, she will be down in a while" Kai answered.
They were all in the dinning room taking their breakfast. When I reached, all eyes were on me.
" At last you are here, we thought that we will need to call the rescue team to find you.. come and sit next to your husband lest he swallow us alive." Tae said while standing to usher me to the seat next to Jimin. I sat down and Felix offered to serve me my breakfast that was already served on the plate by Tuan.
" Thank you Fel.. I have noticed that you guys are treating me oddly well, what are you up to?"
" " Can't we be good sometimes without having a hidden agenda?" Jackson said
"Try saying that with a straight face and I will believe you." Jimin said while looking at Jackson.
" Seriously, what's up with you guys today?" I asked again
" Don't worry siz, eat your breakfast while you still have this peace for now" Tae said
" Ooooooooohhhhh ooooooooohhhhh" Kai said while looking at Tae, " I thought you would pass this opportunity."
" Then you don't know me that well my friend... How long have we waited for Lensah to have a laughable embarrassing moment!" Tae said while smiling.
" I guess you are right." Kai said while looking at me.
" Don't worry my heart, I will be there to pick up your body when they are through with you... hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha..." Jimin said and gave Kai a high five.
" Will you guys just shut up and give me peace. I know that you have big plans for me today, so let me get the energy that I need to deal with whatever you throw at me." I said while eating my food in anger. At this moment I wanted to cry but my tears decided to go on vacation. I had to endure their an lying laughters and mockery than never ended until we finished cleaning the breakfast dishes and went to the gazebo at the garden.There were some soft drinks there. I guess it was Bambam who was incharge of all these because I noticed that he was not at the breakfast table.
" Where is P'Bam?" I asked while sitting near the exit.
" We have some friends joining us and being that he slept here yesterday..which by the way I am still angry about, he is officially the host so he went to pick them up." Jimin answered while settling to sit next to me., " By the way, I thought that you two were fighting, what happened that you even had a late night rendezvous with him yesterday.."
" He even sneaked out without telling us where he is heading to..." Jackson complained.
" Apparently, apart from Tae who knew my misery, P'Bam took it upon himself to call and mock me before all of you so we made up..."
" Mmh mmh mmh, toooo toooo easy my sister, took easy. I thought you would give him he'll before you made up with him.." Kai said
" I think our sister is outgrowing her evilness" Tae added.
" Hell no, the evilness in Lensah can never just disappear like that." Jackson said.
" Look who is talking...the pot calling the kettle black... Have you measured your evilness Wang ?" I said while sipping on my drink. Everyone started laughing while nodding their heads.
" I have never refused that I am evil but I learnt it from you..." Jackson said, " Lensah you are the master of evilness..."
" Very true" Tae, Kai and Jimin said in unison.... The whole group bursted out laughing and toasting their drinks, "cheers!! cheers!! cheers!!"
" Then it seems that I don't know that evil side of Lensah.." Felix interjected
" Don't worry stray kid, you will meet her not long.... Just open your eyes wide." Tuan was the one who said that.
"MARK TUAN FROM TAIWAN" I shouted...
" Oh oh, I smell trouble..... She called my name and origin, damn I am dead." Mark said and went to hide behind Felix," I told you stray kid, now you see!!"
" My dear, please calm down, he was just joking" Jimin said while rubbing my back.
" By the way, who in God's blessed name have the stupid idea of sending these two idiots to wake me up?" I asked looking at everyone present.
" I did, what did they do to make you ask? " Kai asked.
I then explained the conversation I heard Tuan and Jackson having about waking me up. It made everyone on the table die of laughter. The two were even explaining their initial plans that they made back at the GOT7 house. They even carried feathers to tickle me with, markers to draw my face and ten post it on my Facebook page and yet they claim that I am evil, DAMN..... I CREATED MONSTERS...
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