We were at a stark party and I held Yelena close to my side. I never did like the parties just the after ones. Everyone was almost gone so it was just the avengers there. We were sitting around the table and talking and drinking.
"Hey I made some cards for dare or drink" tony said slurring every word. He thought that the truths were pointless and just chose the dares instead. What better way to get drunk then add drink to a dare game.
Everyone agreed to play. The first one up was Clint. He picked up the card and laughed at how stupid it was. "Okay it says that I have to show the person on my right the last text I sent my lover." He laughed and pulled out his phone and showed Bruce who quickly turned his head from being disgusted.
We all laughed and went around the table. It was now Natasha's turn and she picked up a card. "I have to kiss the person I like" she laughed. "Well as we all know I love y/n, but if I kiss her my sister will kill me sooo" she stood up and I laughed at her comment. She walked over to Wanda and kissed her on the cheek. "Don't worry y/n my heart will always belong to you" she blew a kiss my way.
It was my turn and I picked up the card and was shocked. "It says to grab a piece of ice put it in your mouth and pass it the person of your choice by the mouth." Well I can either drink or kiss Yelena in front of everybody. "You guys want to see me make out with Yelena so bad don't you" they all laughed as I went to grab a piece of ice.
I came back with the ice and sat down and put it in my mouth. I put the ice on my lip so everyone could see and attached my mouth to Yelena's. I stuck my tongue in her mouth making sure the ice was there.
I didn't want to let go anytime soon, so I bit onto her lip. I then sucked the blood off her lip and went back to kissing her. I could feel the ice in her mouth. Her hands moved down to my stomach and grabbed my pants. Before the ice melted I let go so everyone could see the ice in Yelena's mouth.
Everyone began to clap except Natasha. "Oh come on don't clap for that. To be honest with you y/n I could do so much better" Natasha said.
I shook my head and laughed. It was Yelena's turn and she picked up the card. She wouldn't let me see what it said. "What does it say" Steve asked. "I'm not doing that" she picked up the drink and downed it.
"Oh come on it can't be that bad" I said tapping on her arm. "Okay it said to show the last text message I sent" Yelena informed everyone.
"Okay why is that hard. Ohhhhhh yep I'm glad you drunk the drink" I laughed nervously. Yelena laughed at my realization. "Next person" I said to move on from the subject. "But now I want to know what the text says" tony said whining. "Yeah I don't think you do" I said taking Natasha's drink and drinking it. "Hey if you think about it we just kissed" she said smiling.
"Ewww Natasha stop" I gave her drink back to her. "Oh come on you didn't mind drinking it before."
"Yeah until you made it weird" everyone laughed at Natasha desperate need to try and get me to date her. "I'm still going to keep this bottle" she said drinking some of it. "Okay your obsession is weird" Thor told her. "Hey listen big man, you've never seen her naked" Natasha said laughing. I punched her in the arm. "Owww" she grabbed her arm "quit talking."
Everyone looked at me confused. "Okay Natasha walked in on me as I was getting out the shower, no big deal and yes Yelena knows" I told everyone so they would stop looking at me weird.
"Yes the best day of my life and you want to know the best part it......" I covered her mouth. She licked my hand. "Eww Natasha stop that's weird" I took my hand off her face.
"You know you like it" she said raising her eyebrows at me in a flirtatious way. "Natasha quit flirting with my girlfriend" Yelena said looking directly at Natasha. "Never in a million years" she said drinking more of her beer.
The game went on forever, we were all drunk and all woke up in the weirdest places. Yelena was laying on my stomach on the floor in the kitchen. Natasha was on top of the counter. Tony and Clint were on the bar. Thor was cuddled up with Wanda on the table. It was weird. I was the first to wake up. I woke up Yelena and decided to prank Natasha. I woke everyone up so they could be in on it. When Natasha would wake up, she would be woken up by me and I would act like her girlfriend.
Then after getting her to follow me outside all the pranks that are set up for her would go off on her.
After getting everything set up everyone went to go hide outside. I went over to Natasha and woke her up. I tapped on her to wake her up. "Hey sleepyhead you left me in the bed by myself" I said cringing.
"What are you talking about y/n you are with Yelena" she said half asleep. "Who's Yelena" she was fully awake now. "Yelena my sister your girlfriend" she said confused. "Your my girlfriend silly" I said pouring her a drink. "What I am I must be dreaming" she grabbed her face to make sure she wasn't dreaming.
"It is hot out and I thought it would be a good day for you and me to sit outside and enjoy the sun" I smiled loving how she was confused. "You're with Yelena" she said again. Trying not to laugh I said "what are you talking about mi amor" yes I am a Hispanic Russian. Natasha almost fell out when I called her that. "Omg I am dreaming, I have to be. This isn't real."
"Baby you aren't dreaming now come outside and join me in the sun" I said cringing at my own words.
"Snap out of it Natasha you are delusional. I know this is like the best dream ever, but you need to snap out of it" she said to herself. I was trying so hard to laugh.
"Natalia darling come on" I said and Natasha passed out. "Omg Natasha are you okay" I went to help her up. "I am going crazy" she said to me. I laughed and said "you're not going crazy Natalia, just come on and come outside with me" cringing again.
She passed out again. "Please stop with the nicknames, I am getting up" I laughed and helped her up. We walked outside and I sat her down and I gave her a drink. "Okay baby I'm going to grab another water for me I'll be right back." I walked away.
NATASHA POV
Omg y/n just called me darling. I am going insane. I would love to rub this in Yelena's face when I see her. She called me by my first name and darling in the same sentence I passed out. And now we are sitting outside in the sun together Yelena could never.
Y/n had been gone for a minute and then next thing I know I'm getting hit with water balloons and a bucket full of ice. Everyone came around the corner laughing. "WTF what are you guys doing. I was enjoying a day with y/n who by the way Yelena is my girlfriend" I said and everyone began to laugh. "Nat I am sorry to break it to you , but it was a prank." Clint said laughing.
Y/n came back outside laughing. I crossed my arms and put my head down. Y/n walked up to me and laid her hand on my shoulder. "Natalia darling don't be mad" she said laughing. "Okay that's enough with the nicknames y/n your killing me" I told her as my heart began to race at the thought of y/n calling me that.
"She passed out three times" y/n said laughing. "Okay maybe I did but there was a good reason" I explained. "Oh yeah I'm sure there was" Clint said laughing.
I looked down at my clothes that were now soaked and thought of an idea. "Hey y/n you know what would make me feel better" I told her smiling. "What" she answered. I jumped up "a big hug" I ran after her as she ran away. "Tasha stop please I don't want to get wet" she did running away from me.
"But I love you y/n" I said chasing after her. "Lena help me" she said while running away from me. "Natasha leave her alone" and that was my cue to stop. The last time I kept flirting with y/n after Yelena told me to stop, I ended up having to go on missions with Bruce for a whole week. The thing is Bruce is my ex. I hated it.
Y/N POV
After Natasha stopped chasing me, we cleaned up the mess from the water balloons and went in the house.
Me and Yelena went to our room and she laid down beside me. "Lena Querida I don't think I'll ever get her to stop flirting with me now" I told Yelena as she pulled my waist closer to her chest. "Let's just be honest dekta you gave her the best morning of her life just by calling her a couple of nicknames, I don't think she will leave you alone either, but with me she won't even lay a hand on you" yelena said laughing.
