It was the beginning of the week and Yelena decided she wanted to pull a prank on me and Natasha. We were sitting outside on the deck and she poured green goo all over us and then when we tried to get up we fell.
I had been scrubbing my hair for hours and hours and finally got the goo out. I now have a bruise from falling so hard. She apologized because she didn't want to sleep by herself, but I needed to get her back.
So, Natasha and I took one of Yelena pride processions , her vest. It was the first thing Yelena had bought when she got out of the red room. Don't worry we didn't ruin it we just took it and hid it. But that's not the only thing we did. We set up and whole bunch of traps so when Yelena would wake up she would get goo all over her. Then when she gets up she's going to fall from the slipperiness. Once she gets off the floor, she's going to open the door. When she opens such door she's going to get pied in the face and sprayed with silly string and feathers.
Natasha and I anticipated the whole time waiting for her to wake up. Then we heard "y/n, Natasha, I'm going to kill you." Me and Natasha bursted out laughing when Yelena came out with goo, silly string, wiped cream, and feathers all over her.
"You two thinks this is funny." I couldn't contain my laughter. "And where's my vest it wasn't in the same spot I put it" she was angry and I knew that the prank had worked.
"I don't know it depends on where you think it is." Yelena gave me a harsh glare "you better not have done anything to it y/n." I love making her mad it's so fun.
"I didn't do anything to anything, a matter of fact I don't even know what your talking about." I knew Yelena knew how to read my voice and figure wether or not I was lying. So, I said it as if I was telling the truth. She squinted her eyes at me and looked over to Natasha.
"Yelena I haven't seen your vest." Nat chuckled at Yelena's face expression.
"I hate both of you" she said and walked out. Me and Natasha both laughed and after we finished I couldn't breathe. "Omg her face was priceless" Natasha said out of breath.
Yelena had gotten cleaned up and walked into the living room where I was sitting. She walked in slowly so I watched closely making sure she didn't have anything to get back at me with. "Hey baby, look I was wondering if we could drive your car to town and go by something." She said suspiciously.
"What did you do" I said with my eyes squinted. "Why don't you go and take a look for yourself." I jumped up and ran to my car. My mouth dropped and I couldn't believe my own eyes.
She painted my car with a bright red in one spot when the car is blue. I could hear her laughing and I turned to look at her. "I'm going to kill you , you hijo de puta."(son of a bitch)
I ran after her and she ran into the compound. I had caught up to her and grabbed her by the ear. "Listen dekta I promise I will fix your car. It will be brand new like nothing ever happened." Yelena yelped in pain as I pulled on her ear. Yelena quickly got away from me and started running away again.
I ran after her for the second time and ran into the living room where everyone was located. She ran to the other side of the couch. "Y/n baby why don't we just calm down for a bit okay." Yelena put her hand up trying to get me to calm down.
"Don't tell me to calm down you ruined my car." I was angry I had just got that car fixed from the last time she messed it up. "You took my vest."
"Yeah but I didn't mess it up, I knew how much it meant to you." Yelena had felt bad now about what she did to your car. And as always Yelena had to say something stupid "the red actually doesn't look that bad if you really think about it."
I had , had enough. "I'm going to kill you." I jumped over the couch, jumping over Steve and Bucky. I tackled Yelena to the ground, but before I could do anything Natasha picked me up. "Put me down right now." I tried to get out of her grip.
After ten minutes of me saying Spanish cuss words I finally calmed down. "Yelena what ever you did don't ever do it again because we would have lost a teammate" tony said eating some grapes.
Yelena looked at him with a look that said 'why would you bring it up again' type look. I looked over at Yelena and tackled her to the ground. "Baby, calm down I said I would fix the car. I love, love, love you so much and I will fix your car , just please don't kill me before I can." Yelena held her Al hands to her face to block any hits from me.
I kept hitting her in the shoulder and had finally got tired. Tony and Steve just stood there in shock. Yelena wasn't the type to go down so easy and I wasn't the type to show anger.
It was so quiet you would be able to hear a pin drop. We all sat in silence as I calmed down from my anger cession. Yelena had gotten my car fixed and she bought me some candy and flowers.
She walked over to where I was and sat beside me giving me a kiss on the forehead. "Your not mad at me anymore are you" she questioned carefully. "No Yelena I'm not mad at you anymore, but if you ever pull any more crap like that again I don't what I'll do but I'll do something."
She chuckled scared of what I would do " I hope you know I love you so much." I laughed and said "I know, I love you too."
