"Hey how about we play a game!" he sugested. "You stay here and wait for me when I come back!" he finished. "That sounds boring Toya!" the other child said. "Plus i'm not like five anymore!" he said with a giggle. "Well nice to meet you i'm not like...
I woke up with a searing pain in my cheek and a flame haired individual looking down at me from above. "WAKE UP COWARD!" I heard them yell
"Ah shit your hairs on fire,"
"FIRST OF ALL. I KNOW" the figure exclaimed, fliping the car over "SECOND OF ALL! You owe me six hundred seventy five yen now"
"Wait Jess?" I yelled, now startled and very much awake.
"Um yeah, That's my name. I thought you knew that already didn't I tell you?" She said, her hair turning back to normal while I pushed myself up while trying not to throw up. "Oh also i'll take my money now." She said bending down.
"Why do I have to give you money?"
"Oh swear jar!"
"What, the hell."
"Op, that's another six hundred!" She exclaimed. "You can put it in the jar over there." She said, pointing over to the side of the sort of road, after all, parts of the road were cracked, some where even a little broken. And there was a jar there, on a table, on the side of the road.
What the hell.
"Oh also just so you know, I nailed the jar to the table and the table to the road soooo, don't try to kick it." She smiled.
"Hm why?" She asked, genuinely confused. GENUINELY CONFUSED.
"Ha, maybe because you just punted a government owned car twenty meters!"
"Oh I thought it was your car." She replied. "I could probably get arrested for that. Oh well no evidence!" She said before basically exploding the car. "And NO WITNESSES!" She shouted pulling out a handheld gun. "Where the fuck did she pull that from? Her inventory?!" I thought to myself. How deep where these girls pockets?
"Woah hold on! Calm Down!" I heard Jeanist say as he came up behind Jess.
"Yes please do I know your not the kind of per-" Endeavor started.
"Oh no don't worry I wasn't going to, I just needed your attention. But if you testify against me in court I will not hesitate." Jess threatened.
"Anyway I came up with the perfect new names for you!" Jess said suddenly excited.
"But we already ha-"
"You'll be bird dude," She said, pointing her finger at me. "Then we have apple bottom jeans," She said, pointing to Jeanist. "And kettle man." To Endeavor.
"Wait how, how do you know about that?" Endeavor asked a little concerned.
"Oh your the number one hero, none of your life is private anymore." Jess said now serious again. "You know actually it'll be why are you even here?"
"Oh well because I came to help with Lady Nagan-"
"No that's your new name." Jess said. "Anyway," Jess said while walking over to the car. "I mean no evidence right?" She then kicked it over a fence into the broken sewer of convenient evidence destruction below.
"Wow that went so far they took a picture of it. And it was also just really convenient."
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