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Head cannons, incorrect quotes!








Head cannons!


-Australia has a cassowary named Don (Ykyk)

-SK has a massive knife collection

-Russia is the Christmas fiend

-Austria could do rap god

-Poland has killed people, but doesn't hang out with the other 'badass' countries like Canada and Spain

-UK is the only one whose interacted with his AUs. Original and Swap UK don't get along well...

-Canada is Arachnophobic asf

-NZ has this strange ability to control dreams, and can read minds

-America is clueless to all the shitty things his country has done (Baby)

-NZ is obsessed with bows because he used to strangle wild animals with ribbons. When he puts them in hair he imagines your hair is some animal is strangling. So he puts them on really tight.







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The most incorrect quotes✨


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Canada: I'M MAKING FUCKING MAC N CHEESE, AND NO BODY CAN STOP-

*Countryball swap Canada appears*

*Countryballs swap Canada steals Mac n Cheese*

Canada:... 

Canada: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-!

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Russia: I am currently being hunted by the IRS for 16 counts of tax evasion! :D

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Canada at 2am: I HAVE THE POWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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*Australia throws book at Japan*

Japan: AH! My face!

Australia: Face book✨

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NK: You may be verified on twitter, but are you verified, in the eyes of God?

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𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒏𝒐𝒘, 𝒑𝒐𝒆𝒕𝒓𝒚, 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒕𝒉 𝒐𝒇 𝑨𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒂...

Australia: You cannot control who walks into your life... but you can control which window you window you throw them out of!

*Proceeds to throw Japan out the window*


Australia: To hit or to not hit, do you ever miss?

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Canada: Oh this is some cool Mac n cheese...

*Burns his hand on the stove and fucking dies*

Canada: aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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UK: I kid you not, France. He turned herself into a pickle, he called himself.. 'Pickle America'... funniest thing I've ever seen...

France: PLEASE JUST SAY SHIT-

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Salesperson: Cupcakes! Cupcakes! Get your cupcakes!

UK: I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!

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NZ: Go a head and introduce your self!

Canada: My name is Canada with a B, and I've been afraid of insects my enter life-

SK: Stop, stop, stop-

Canada: Hm?

SK: Where's the B?

Canada: THERE'S A BEE?!

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America: I am about to do what is called a pro gamer move-

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If you got these references I wanna marry you-








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