China: Sup', kid. Trick or yee-
NZ: No.
Australia: Huh-
China: Uh oh-
*NZ yeets him*
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America: Ah, yes,
Depression.
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Canada: I JUST SIMULTANEOUSLY WHIPPED AND NAE NAED
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Australia: Piano
Japan: Wha-
*Piano falls from ceiling and crushes Japan*
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NK: I'm a brave boy!
SK: H e l l o
NK: NOT A BRAVE ENOUGH BOY FOR THIS-
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Australia: We're gonna die!
America: Oh brother think positive!
Australia: ...
Australia: I'm positive we're gonna die!
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UK: First, you get a jar!
NZ: *Pulls out a fucking gun*
UK: That's a gun-
NZ: Yes.
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Australia: I don't need friends they disappoint me
Japan, on her way to annoy him: Are you sure about that?
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NK: I don't have a soul, have a nice day!
Australia: I don't have one either-
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America: Say no to drugs!
Canada: Say yes to drugs!
NZ: It doesn't matter whether you say yes or no to drugs, because if your talking to drugs, then that means you on drugs-
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Australia: The plan is simple, we-
*SK falls over and dies*
Australia: And SK feel asleep, great
I'm probably only gonna do one more of these, useless I simultaneously decide to do more-
Love ya berries👌
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English family but personality swapped REWRITE MOTHERFORKERS
FanfictionRewrite and shizz Like last time, you can ask the fuckers questions, and I'll go with the story line- 4 in nz 12 in personality swap 185 in usa 159 in australia 25 in swap 1 in countryhumansamerica 2 in countryhumansuk 10 in countryhumansfrance 3 in...