I'm having to much fun with these I swear-

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China: Sup', kid. Trick or yee-

NZ: No.

Australia: Huh-

China: Uh oh-

*NZ yeets him*

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America: Ah, yes,

Depression.

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Canada: I JUST SIMULTANEOUSLY WHIPPED AND NAE NAED

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Australia: Piano

Japan: Wha-

*Piano falls from ceiling and crushes Japan*

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NK: I'm a brave boy!

SK: H e l l o

NK: NOT A BRAVE ENOUGH BOY FOR THIS-

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Australia: We're gonna die!

America: Oh brother think positive!

Australia: ...

Australia: I'm positive we're gonna die!

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UK: First, you get a jar!

NZ: *Pulls out a fucking gun*

UK: That's a gun-

NZ: Yes.

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Australia: I don't need friends they disappoint me

Japan, on her way to annoy him: Are you sure about that?

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NK: I don't have a soul, have a nice day!

Australia: I don't have one either-

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America: Say no to drugs!

Canada: Say yes to drugs!

NZ: It doesn't matter whether you say yes or no to drugs, because if your talking to drugs, then that means you on drugs-

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Australia: The plan is simple, we-

*SK falls over and dies*

Australia: And SK feel asleep, great


















I'm probably only gonna do one more of these, useless I simultaneously decide to do more-

Love ya berries👌

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