So I made it to my destination but writing long chapters is hard cause my cousin nosey af ✨
(I'll writ a long one as soon as possible promise)
Poland is lactose intolerant
Germany is claustrophobic
The three superpowers besties fr
Iceland throws massive fruking parties that last till' like 3 am
Austria is obsessed with dogs, Germany is more of a cat person
Ukraine owns at least 6 yachts
Belarus is a fashion icon
France has a soft spot for brownies
China is mute, but can say a few words at a time
UK: Hey France! I was thinking of baking some brownies! What kind of brownies o you like?
France: Yes.
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Canada: Ugly begins with U
NZ: ROUGH SURFACE ENDS WITH YOUR FACE-
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Australia: I am depressed
Japan: Suddenly, pineapples!
Australia, surrounded by pineapples: This does not help
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Poland: Its so sad G.E died of ligma
Germany: Who's G.E?
Poland: Ligma balls
Germany: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
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Australia: You can't kill me! I'm already dead inside!
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NZ: *hits his toe on a table* Ow! Fuck!
UK: Language!
NZ: Spanish!
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Australia: You have 5 apples and someone takes 3, how many do you have?
America: 2!
Canada: 5!
Australia: Okay, Canada. You have 5 apples and someone takes 3 BY FORCE. How many apples do you have?
Canada: 5 and a corpse✨
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Someone: Hippity hopity your cupcakes is now my property!
UK: But its opposite day poppet!
Someone: Oh fu- *UK fucking kills him*
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Germany: Hey kids! Eat your school, get 8 hours of veggies, stay in drugs!... Don't do sleep
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UK: Australia has 29 hotdogs, and gives 4 to-
NZ: Wait why does Australia have 29 hotdogs?
Australia, in muffed voice cause he eating hotdogs: Mind you business, kiwi!
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Australia: I am in certified depressed territory
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Russia: China, can you speak?
China: Your adopted
Russia: *becomes emo*
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NZ: Why is life sometimes so difficult
America: Don't worry, brother! You know what they say, if all else fails, just try, try and try-
NZ: A gun?
America: No!-
NZ: What about 2 guns?
America: NO!-
NZ: 3 guns?
America: WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THESE?
NZ: I DUNNO!
*Intense Kiwi-American screaming as more guns appear*
Should I do more?
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English family but personality swapped REWRITE MOTHERFORKERS
FanfictionRewrite and shizz Like last time, you can ask the fuckers questions, and I'll go with the story line- 4 in nz 12 in personality swap 185 in usa 159 in australia 25 in swap 11 in countryhumansamerica 16 in countryhumansuk 10 in countryhumansfrance 3...
