I've been requested to do more so yeahh enjoy ig
A LOT OF SHIT HERE-
America meeting NZ for the first time: Got your nose~
NZ: WELL I GOT YOU WALLET- *runs away*
America: :(
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America: Here, take the manual!
NZ: *Eats manual*
America: Uhh-
NZ: I HAVE LEARNED EVERYTHING
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Australia: Being in UN does not eradicate the perpetual and bottomless darkness in my mind and soul.
Yayyyy :)
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*NZ hits someone with a cricket bat*
Canada: THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE-
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SK: You alright, Traya'?
Australia: I have this headache that comes and goes
Japan: Sup'?
Australia: And there it is-
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NZ: Hey America, I've got this weird feeling in my chest
America: Like a sharp stabbing pain around your heart?
NZ: No, kinda like this dull ache in the middle
America: Oh! Your probably having some emotions
NZ: Oh.
How do I stop?
America: Uhhh...
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Canada: What's the difference between snowman, and snowwomen? The snow
The snowballs
UK: Canada NO-!
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Japan: The existence of watermelons can only mean there is an earth melon, fire melon, and air melon. These are the, ✨Elemelons✨
Australia, trying to play his piano in peace: What. The. Fuck-
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NZ: What do you call an old snowman?
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English family but personality swapped REWRITE MOTHERFORKERS
FanfictionRewrite and shizz Like last time, you can ask the fuckers questions, and I'll go with the story line- 4 in nz 12 in personality swap 185 in usa 159 in australia 25 in swap 11 in countryhumansamerica 16 in countryhumansuk 10 in countryhumansfrance 3...
