What is that I hear? More incorrect quotes?

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Damn, its been awhile. 

Anyway since this story has some...plans ahead (Its gonna get good) So, let us begin!

Oh, btw, keep the questions up!





France: UK, I think I have a fear of long words

UK: Oh! You mean Hippopotomonstrosesquippe-

France: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-


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UK: Be careful Canada!

Canada: I'm always careful!

UK: I respectfully disagree!

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UK: *existing*

*door breaks dramatically as Canada runs in*

UK: What happened?!

Canada: Nobody died!

UK: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT!?

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Canada: In my defence, I was left unsupervised!

UK: Wasn't New Zealand with you?

NZ: In my defence, I was also left unsupervised

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Austria: No little german boy! don't go in the weed cave!

Germany: oh mein gott, zess is ein cave full of bluentsmoken!

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UK: Let me see what you have!

Canada: A KNIFE

UK: nO-

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UK: Oh fiddlesticks, this really ruffles my feathers!

France: PLEASE JUST SAY FUCK 

(I think I've done that already but eh)

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SK: Calm down! You have everything in your power to stop it!

NK: The power to believe in myself?!

SK: NO, A KNIFE! STAB IT!

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Canada: Idea for Christmas! Instead of a mistletoe, but instead of kissing the other person, you have to FIGHT them!

America: Canada, no

NZ: Mistlefoe

America: Why are you encouraging him!

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Canada: Australia, you remind me of the ocean

Australia: 'Cause I'm deep and mysterious?

Canada: No because your full of salt and try to scare people

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America: Y-your not gonna starve yourself for plot, right Australia?

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