Australia: Hey, what you got there, big brother?
Canada: Rice cakes. Never had one but NZ told me it was a good way to start your diet.
*Bites rice cake*
Canada: 𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼-
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Canada: So if this one is called Kan-SAS, then why the fuck is this one Arkan-SAW?! AMERICA EXLAIN!
*Tied up America crying in the corner*
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NZ: Professionals have ✨standards✨
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Canada: OH NO. GIANT. FLYING. SHEEP.
NZ: Those are clouds-
Canada: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!
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(A/N: I dunno why I love Swap! Canada screaming so much-)
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Russia: Hey! Turn that frown, upside down!
NK: Ok! *Snaps neck*
Russia: ...
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Pirate! UK: Don't talk to me or my colony again!
Pirate! Netherlands: That's MY colony >:(
Pirate! UK: ...
Pirate! UK: Don't talk to me or your colony again!
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Canada: *Intensely large inhale*
GUACAMOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Australia: What you, egg?
*Hits Japan with a Violin*
Japan: OW-
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UK: Try my cupcakes France!
France: No
UK: But... its... good for your soul 🥺(Angelic music plays) 👈(Australia playing some instrument)
France: Puh-lease, I have no soul- (Canada plays demonic music)
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FanfictionRewrite and shizz Like last time, you can ask the fuckers questions, and I'll go with the story line- 4 in nz 12 in personality swap 185 in usa 159 in australia 25 in swap 11 in countryhumansamerica 16 in countryhumansuk 10 in countryhumansfrance 3...