More incorrect quotes for the boys

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Australia: Hey, what you got there, big brother?

Canada: Rice cakes. Never had one but NZ told me it was a good way to start your diet. 

*Bites rice cake*

Canada: 𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼-


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Canada: So if this one is called Kan-SAS, then why the fuck is this one Arkan-SAW?! AMERICA EXLAIN!

*Tied up America crying in the corner*

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NZ: Professionals have ✨standards✨

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Canada: OH NO. GIANT. FLYING. SHEEP.

NZ: Those are clouds-

Canada: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!

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(A/N: I dunno why I love Swap! Canada screaming so much-)

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Russia: Hey! Turn that frown, upside down!

NK: Ok! *Snaps neck*

Russia: ...

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Pirate! UK: Don't talk to me or my colony again!

Pirate! Netherlands: That's MY colony >:(

Pirate! UK: ...

Pirate! UK: Don't talk to me or your colony again!

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Canada: *Intensely large inhale*




GUACAMOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Australia: What you, egg?

*Hits Japan with a Violin*

Japan: OW-

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UK: Try my cupcakes France!

France: No

UK: But... its... good for your soul 🥺(Angelic music plays)  👈(Australia playing some instrument)

France: Puh-lease, I have no soul- (Canada plays demonic music)

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