A Fah'Rey Tale (Book 1 Of The Nine Realms)

Hello Maurice!!

"You say this is a type of game for your brother Nibbler, maybe he left us a few clues?"

"Yes, that seems like something he would do. In your correspondence did he say anything that was overly cryptic? Or share anything with you?"

" Now that you mention it, yes! Apart from his lewd stories, he shared that song I use a notification alarm for him"

"Interesting, show me the lyrics maybe there is something hidden in them" He scans the phone, "nothing in these lyrics are out of the ordinary, kind of perverse, I can understand why my brother likes it, it is all about oral sex", he chuckled to himself.

Her face became an even deeper shade of red, "oh! I just liked the music. Wait! He did say he loved the video!"

She loaded the video on the phone and watched. Its premise was an astronaut landing on a planet. The two sexy inhabitants attempted to seduce him, but he resisted. Near the end of the video they gave the astronaut a white prickly pear. Then proceeded to have sex.

"Oh!" , the girl's face had almost become the colour of a ripe tomato. Her body was tingling all over, she dreaded the creature would discern the state she was in. She peeked over her shoulder to an interesting sight. He was dancing to the music and his wings glowed with the colour of fuchsia. She involuntarily chuckled, he stopped immediately, looked embarrassed,but composed himself quickly.

"Surely it couldn't be that easy? I eat one of those fruits and I'm released? Or do we have to complete the entire scene?" he said mischievously.

The poor girl wanted to find a giant hole to hide in, this was too much for her to take. Her head was spinning, she could barely breathe. She jumped as a clawed hand was placed delicately on her shoulder.

" Don't worry little kitten, where can we find one of those white prickly pear things around here anyway?"

{kiss me more} once again brought her phone back to life. On the screen was a message from Nibbler about an exotic fruit exposition in Guangzhou.

"Oh look! A field trip, I'm so excited!! How far away is this place?"

"Eight hours away, but in holiday traffic more like eight months away!"

"Why should I care about traffic?", he let his now purple wings buzz loudly.

"Oh! right but I am terrified of heights"

"I will hold you tight, just keep your eyes close"

"I have so much homework to do!!!"

"No worries love, Maurice is on the job!" He reached into a pouch she didn't even realize he had until just now. He pulled out a small figurine which looked similar to a monkey. He patted it on the head and "poof!" Suddenly a simian like creature was standing, bobbing up and down in front of her. But it was like no monkey she had ever seen before. Its fur was covered in black and white stripes like a zebra. But the stranger thing was that it had two fly like conical eyes. It was in a very excited state, chittering and twitching.

Yuan smiled at it, "Hi! Little guy" The monkey screeched and began jumping around her bedroom, grabbing her Hello Kitty then urinating on her bed.

"Maurice! Behave yourself! You are a guest here!"

"Oh my god! My Hello Kitty... my bed!!! The monkey like thing just smiled at her sweetly. "What is it?"

"That is Maurice the Arith'macaque, it loves calculus." Maurice nodded his head vigorously and raced to the girl's computer pushing keys randomly.

"Oh! Are you sure it knows what it is doing?"

"Never fear my dear, now put on some warm clothes we have a cage to unlock" he put his arm around her and steered her away from the computer. Where Maurice was now smashing his hands onto the keyboard and farting loudly