(8)The girl tried to explain the events that led them to being incarcerated. The woman was writing down the details furiously, along with a copious amount of 'BULLSHIT?'
"That is all I can tell you, I don't know anymore", a look of sadness appeared on the woman's face and she shook her head almost despondently.
"Do you realize how reckless your behaviour is? Bringing a dangerous monster into a crowd of hundreds of people. If my team didn't intervene you probably would be sentenced to life in prison!"
The Fah'Rey cleared his throat, "madam, if I may interject, the girl is not to blame. My original plan was to kill everybody here...."
"La La La La, you are not helping!". Two oven mitt covered hands quickly covered an over eager mouth. He then tried to make himself as inconspicuous as a winged beast could.
"Shut up, shut up! The both of you, let me get this correct, you are here because you wanted to purchase a fruit you believe is a key that will allow this moron go back home?"
"Yes", both replied
"If I give you this fruit will you fuck off from my life, forever?"
"Yes", both replied
The woman quickly picked up the phone," Brother Yang, could you bring a white prickly pear fruit to my office, and if you're not here in five minutes. You are fired!!!"
....6 minutes later "thank you for your understanding and I'm sorry for the trouble we caused"
"Just go away!!!"
As they are walking out, the now jubilant Fay'Rey was happily rubbing his oven mitt covered hands together excitedly, "that went so much better than it normally does, Anisopther your luck is finally turning around!"
"Hello! Not inspiring confidence!!"
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A Fah'Rey Tale (Book 1 Of The Nine Realms)
FantasyAll Yuan wants to do is finish her homework, but a surprise visit from a winged creature throws her world into chaos. Join them on their exotic adventure through the foreign lands of Kaasaam
