A Fah'Rey Tale (Book 1 Of The Nine Realms)

Oh Deer! How to Escape

Sitting on the floor of Maurice's tiny hut, her clothes soiled where she rubbed the mana into her body. With her hunger now abated, Ginny needed to formulate a plan for escape. She halfheartedly pulled the chain, knowing full well it would be a futile endeavour. She wanted to yell and swear and break everything in here. 

She heard footfalls outside the door, she called out trying to get their attention." Where is my beloved Maurice?! I am in agony without him! Husband come to me! I long to be held in your strong arms once again!" She swore she heard the giggling of two girls. 

"Maurice I am so lonely without you! You promised to make me a woman! My whole existence is for you, come to me! Do not keep me in suspense!" The two girls were whispering to one another, as if one was daring the other. Ginny continued to cry and wail, beating the table with her fists. 

A small deer like head appeared in the window, then disappeared when Ginny looked over. "Sweet girl! Help me! Look at me I am a mess! What will my beloved Maurice think of me when he sees me like this." 

More giggling, and she heard one making kissing noises. "Sweet girl! I want to prepare myself for our wedding night, I need to bathe, I need nice clothes to impress my Maurice!" The door opened a crack, just enough for the two Faunees to poke their heads in to look. Knowing she had an audience she intensified the performance. 

Writhing on the floor, yelling, "A bride must be presentable to her husband on their Wedding night!!"

 More hysterical sobbing made the persuasive difference as one of the Faunee spoke. Her voice was nervous and squeaky, but resonated with mirth. " You have fallen in love with Mor-eess?"

"With all my heart! Have you ever known how it feels to love such a magnificent man!!"

"Oh!",more whispers between the two deer girls, "Maybe we can help, I am Neesha, she is Zeesha"

"Oh thank you, sweet girls, my name is Ginny. Maurice my beloved was worried someone would kidnap me so he chained me up. But I want to surprise him for our wedding night"

There were more whispers between the two of them, than a gentle nudging. "Gennnee you thinks mayhaps, Zeesha and me be bridesmaids for wedding?". She looked at Ginny with hopeful eyes. fuck me! Ginny thought to herself, this was not going as she planned it.

"Sure! Why the hell not!"

The two Faunee both squealed in excitement, "We will making Geeeneee the mostest beauty bride!"

Seven hours later, a newly washed, manicured, oiled up Ginny was still looking for her chance to escape. She began sobbing loudly again, Zeesha, looked worried, "Why beauty Geenee cry?"

"I just remembered I don't have flowers for the wedding!!"

"Nose worries I helping you", and Zeesha bolted out the door as fast as her hoofs could carry her.

Ginny cried even louder, Neesha looked even more troubled. "Nose worrying Zeesha is best flowering picker."

"No, I just remembered I don't have any pastries for the wedding. Maurice loves pastries he will be angry!!"

"Nose worry, Neesha find yummy pastries", and she bolted out as fast as her hoofs could carry her.

Ginny felt bad deceiving the two adorable Fawnee, so she left them a note. Telling them how sorry she was, and she loved them both. She promised them she would repay their kindness.

The squeaky clean Ginny snuck out of the hut, unsure what she was going to do with her freedom