A Fah'Rey Tale (Book 1 Of The Nine Realms)

The Prophet's Tiny Apostyle

As the monkbee materialized, the first indication something was wrong was the burning sensation that erupted on his feet. Then the awful stench filled is primate nose. To him it was the smell of trouble, what if that dragon fly douche died. 

He was sure he would follow shortly afterwards. He would need to go into exile here in the human realm, always living in the shadows. He wrapped his feet in cloth and searched the now burnt down warehouse. 

There was no sign of any bodies. Shit! Shit! Shit! Why can't things go smoothly just once, what the Earth is he going to do now? Think Maurice! There was only one option at this moment, go back to the school and hope he turns up there. If not, he better get used to living on the run, good thing he fed his new pet before he left.....

.....she was so hungry her stomach was rumbling, she looked at the mound of "food" sitting on the plate in front of her. It looked and smelt like ground up bugs, and she could swear that some of her meal was still moving.

 That fucking monkey took great delight in her squeamishness. Hopping up and down, and saying "ooh ooh ooh bon appetit! " In the lifelong battle between her stomach and common sense, her stomach was undefeated. 

So she closed her eyes, squeezed her nose, took a pinch of the stuff, and gingerly put it on her tongue. She expected it to be revolting, but it wasn't, another pinch, even better! She felt a warmth on her tongue, which spread to her lips, then her face. It pulsed through her like a wave settling on her chest. 

She was now grabbing handfuls of the food, shoving it into her mouth like a ravenous beast. Lost completely in her hunger, no longer caring about her appearance, her face and chest now covered in the substance. She was rubbing it into her face and breasts, a witness might have called it an attack of lust.

The witness began to giggle, Ginny turned abruptly with a wild look in her eyes.

"Oh my! chubby human girl is very hungry", the winged rodent chided

"My name is Ginny! Call me chubby again and I will rip your wings off!!"

More giggling, "Nibbler said it would be so, he is so wise. G-I-n-n-y, do you even know what you have done?"

"Who is Nibbler? And what have I done?"

"Why, Nibbler is the prophet, he foretells all, he predicted you would eat the monkey's trap"

"Trap?"

Almost hysterical laughter, "yes! The trap of mana, you are now bound to Maurice you will be compelled to love him!" The Flutterrat dashed away barely able to fly with all the laughter.

"You've got to be fucking joking!"