A/N: Credit to Renowned-Wolf for helping with a few things.
Episode opens on Vaggie, Niffty, Alastor, Angel Dust, Sir Pentious, and Husk sitting in the lobby.
Niffty: So, like where are your wings?
Vaggie: Niffty, I don't have--
Angel Dust: Did you ever think maybe she's sensitive about her lack of wings, just like her lack of tits?
Niffty tugs at Vaggie's shirt
Niffty: Yeah. Where are your tits?
Vaggie: (Sighs) Any other questions?
Husk: I got one. How come every time Charlie talks to Heaven we get in deeper and deeper shit?
Vaggie: It's not her fault. Angels are just--
Angel: Liars?
Vaggie: ...Difficult. But Charlie's trying her best.
Husk: Yeah, well, her best is turning out real well so far.
Angel Dust: And where is miss fearless leader anyway? Or Y/N, for that matter? Isn't it about time for another "doomed-to-fail" plan?
Vaggie: They're upstairs. Coming up with something, I'm sure, in our room. Alone.
Alastra: Hmm.
Alastra vanishes into black smoke. The scene changes showing you and Charlie in her bed. She's nuzzling into your chest softly crying while Razzle and Dazzle comfort her with tissues. Alastra reappears in her room and approaches her bedside.
Alastra: Oh, Charlie, you look an absolute mess.
Charlie: Ugh, go away, Alastra.
Alastra: Now, now is that any way to act after picking a fight with all of Heaven and dooming everyone you love?
Charlie pulls away from you to face her.
Y/N: Babe, seriously. Now's not the time.
Charlie: I have enough on my mind without hearing your sadistic idea of a joke, you bitch.
Charlie wraps herself under the covers, only for Alastra to appear laying beside her.
Alastra: Who's joking?
Charlie yelps and falls out of bed.
A/N: Hoovies
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You help her up.
Y/N: (a little annoyed) Did you come here for reason, or did you want to get a kick out of making Charlie even more miserable?
