A/N: Thanks to Renowned-Wolf for helping with a few things.
Scene opens on you and Millie waiting at the bus stop for Sallie May. Millie is pacing excitedly while you are looking at your phone. The screensaver shows you and Millie taking a selfie. Unknown to Millie, Sallie May is photobombing in the background while giving you bedroom eyes.
The bus suddenly pulls up and Millie does an excited dance before running forward, not waiting for the bus doors to open.
Y/N: Hey, Mom? I think-
The back bus doors open right in front of you and Sallie May steps out, looking you up and down.
Sallie May: (excited) Y/N!
Y/N: Hey, Sallie May-
You're cut off as she tightly hugs you.
Y/N: (a little strained) It's good to see you again.
You reciprocate before she lets you go. The two of you turn and see Millie obliviously hugging a random stranger.
Sallie May: Psst, Mills!
Y/N: *That's* not your sister.
Millie suddenly realizes the situation and shoves the stranger away.
Millie: Ew! Get off of me!
Millie and Sallie May: (hugging each other) Sister!
Millie: You finally made it out! After I asked you like a billion times!
Sallie May: Lucky for you, a billion and one was [snaps finger] the sweet spot to visit this trash heap!
Millie: You ain't even been here before!
Y/N: It has its ups and downs, but anywhere is better than the Greed Ring.
Sallie May: ...Fair enough.
Millie: Come on, I got the whole day planned out!
Sallie May: Wow, the whole day! You ain't gotta.. run off to axe some earth fella?
Y/N: Eh. Business has been a little slow lately, but if anything comes up, Loona can take charge of things.
Sallie May: Damn, ain't I special! Where are we startin'?
Sallie raises her hands above her head, and you and Millie gag in disgust.
Millie: We'll...uh...start with a day spa, and some shoppin'...No offense, Sal, but you smell like hog ass.
Sallie May: Pfft. No, I don't.
Y/N: Sorry, but saying this as someone who became part Hellhound through a blood ritual, ...you reek.
Sallie May: I do not, Mr. (sways hips) definitely bathes regular-
She sniffs her armpits.
Sallie May: Oh! Uh, no. No, yep. You're right that's- that is definitely hog ass.
Millie: Come on! Let's tear this town to shreds!
Sallie May: Yee-fuckin'-haw!
Transition to Bathory's Day Spa. Sallie May and Millie are laying in bathtubs filled up with bubbling mud, and holding fancy looking glasses of wine in their left hands.
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The Human in Hell (new version)
FanfictionWattpad deleted the original one (without giving a specific reason), so I'm just doing it over. I'm proud of the work we did on it.
