Welcome to Heaven

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A/N: Credit to Renowned-Wolf for helping with a few things.

Scene opens with Charlie and Vaggie in their room. Charlie is packing clothes into a suitcase while Vaggie sits on the bed, looking troubled because Charlie is overpacking a lot of things to the point she has a closet-sized suitcase, a guitar case, two extra large suitcase luggage, and a small handbag.

Charlie: Ok, I have my warm weather clothes and my cold weather clothes. I have a light jacket, flak jacket and rain jacket- wait, does it rain in Heaven?

Vaggie: Charlie, you and Y/N are only going to Heaven for a few hours.

Charlie stands up and paces a bit.

Charlie: Vaggie, The three of us are only going to heaven for a day. And I just want to be prepared! It's our last chance to convince heaven a soul can be redeemed. I feel like Y/N's been making a lot of progress.

Vaggie: Yeah, I wish I could come, sweetie, but I have that...thing.

Charlie: What thing?

Vaggie: The thing with the.. thing uhm.. fuck, gah, I'm such a bad liar.

Charlie takes Vaggie's hand.

Charlie: Vaggie, you're my partner, I need you there with me.

Vaggie: (sighs) Fine.

Charlie: Yes!!

Charlie hugs Vaggie and kisses her on the cheek.

Cut to Husk in the lobby. You walk in wheeling a suitcase.

Husk: Got everything you need, Baby?

Y/N: Well, I've never been to Heaven, so I'm not really sure what I should expect. Good thing is Charlie, Vaggie, and I are only going for a day.

Husk: You nervous?

Y/N: A little. The first forces of Heaven I encountered were hypocrite Cherubs defending a scumbag. Then I find out that Angels come down once a year to commit Genocide, and now Adam wants to make that a twice a year occurrence.

You take a few swigs of Beelzejuice straight out of the bottle. 

Y/N: Ugh. Fucking Adam. That dude is technically our however-many-greats grandfather, and based on everything Charlie said, he's a complete scumbag.

Angel walks in, looking exhausted.

Angel Dust: Oh, fuck.

Y/N: Everything ok? You look exhausted, what happened?

Angel Dust: It's who happened to me, and the answer is everyone! Twice. Val had me working 16 hours straight on a fucking whim. The absolute dickbag. UGH!

While Angel is explaining this, he pulls his hands back to straighten his backside with crackles of bone being popped. He collapses on the couch to rest or sleep for the night. Charlie and Vaggie come into the scene with Vaggie holding two luggage suitcase with all of a sudden, the wall explodes, freaking Angel out.

Y/N: Everyone, STOP fucking up the walls of places I work/live! This is the already the third time this year!

The smoke clears, showing Cherri Bomb holding another bomb in her hands.

Cherri Bomb: What up, hoes! [laughs]

Angel Dust: Holy shit! Cherri Bomb? Long time no see baby!

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