A/N: Credit to Renowned-Wolf for helping with a couple things.
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The short begins with Blitzo on Earth, hiding in some bushes as he's talking to Millie on his phone.
Blitzo: Aw thanks Mills, but- I don't think I need backup to take down some suburban college girl. You enjoy that bullshit musical and stop trying to use me as an excuse to get out of it--Hey, look. If I had to sit through that miserable French hog shit, well so do you, okay?
Random phone sound effects.
Blitzo: Because Y/N and Loona said "not it!" faster than you. Bye, Mills!
Blitzo hangs up and sneaks over to the house; he peeks through the living room window, seeing the target's parents watching TV and chuckles. Blitzo then climbs up a tree and sees the target in her bedroom with her headphones on, watching a vampire BL anime on her computer.
Blitzo: Oh ho, ho. Bingo. B-Y-N-G-O. (chuckles)
Blitzo traverses the branch, opens the window and climbs into his target's room, just before pulling his knife and sneaking up behind her.
Blitzo: (singing) I love killing, shooting things, I'll use a saw! I'll use a fork, too! Da dun, da da. I love killing things with any kind of weapon, give me a knife and I'll kill someone and today it's gonna be a stupid bitch!
As Blitzo moves to stab Emberlynn, he is suddenly knocked down by a holy force field.
Blitzo: Oof! Ow, what the FUCK?!
He throws his knife at Emberlynn's demon-goat plushie as he's falling, landing it right between its eyes and catching her off-guard.
Emberlynn: AHHH! (she falls over, then looks at Blitzo up and down) Oh! [lovestruck] Ohh~
Emberlynn's parents, hearing the commotion upstairs, look with disgust
Mr. Pinkle: Ugh, must be watching them damn "hen-tays" again.
Mrs. Pinkle: Why won't she leave?!
Back upstairs in Emberlynn's room.
Emberlynn: Oh my god! [gasps] What... are you?
Blitzo: I'm your worst fucking nightmare, bitch! (Blitzo charges, only to get sent right back down due to Emberlynn's holy protection) Fuck. How are you doing this? What is that?!
Emberlynn displays her necklace proudly as she starts to explain.
Emberlynn: It's official merch from "Akuma no Otto". It's the pendant given to Setsuki in episode 5-6-9 that protects its wearer from- [she realizes something.] Wait, are you a demon? Like... (she points, with a crazed look as her pupils get small as she smiles) a real demon?
