A/N: Thanks to Renowned-Wolf for helping with a few things.
The morning after Blitzo's major fuckup;
Scene opens on you and Stolas sitting by his pool. Stolas is in his chair reading a book with a glass of wine.
You are shown sitting in a chair not far from his reading a Superhero comic.
Blitzo climbs over the wall.
Blitzo: Hello, hello, hello, my favorite powerfuls! You have- AH!
You and Stolas take notice, but scowlsat Blitzo for the harsh and heartbreaking words he said the night before. Stolas covers his face in his book and you set the comic down and rub the bridge of your nose with annoyed expression as Blitzo falls into the bushes, climbing out, yanking a carnivorous plant off of biting his foot as he walks up to talk.
Blitzo: You guys haven't been answering my texts, and I sent you a bunch of funny shit. So, what gives?
Y/N: Oh, yeah, I blocked your number after you had that screaming fit last night.
Stolas: And I was hoping our lack of "ha ha's" in response to the photos you sent would be an indicator we didn't want to talk right now.
Blitzo: Oh, come on, guys, we just had a rough night and all let our emotions get the better of us.
Y/N: You mean when Stolas tried to give you what you told him you had wanted, only for you to chase him down and scream at him? Pretty sure only one of us let our emotions get away from us. (picks comic back up)
Blitzo: -_-. You know I'm still your boss, right?
Trying to get his attention, Blitzo uses his finger to press down the middle of the book so he and Stolas would be eye to eye. Stolas sighs as he closes the book in his hand.
Stolas: Blitzo. What is it you want?
Blitzo: I wanna feel like I'm earning my way to Earth! 'Kay? So get your tight, feathered ass out of that lawn chair and into the bedroom so I can fuck it!
Blitzo climbs on top of Stolas as he speaks, but the latter does not reciprocate the intentions. Stolas frowns as he gets out of the chair and moves to the tea table.
Stolas: (sarcastically) Wow. Poetry. I'm sure such a statement would have had me swooning by now.
Blitzo is shocked that his usual sexual advances isn't working on Stolas and how Stolas is now cold toward him.
Blitzo: Uhhh, I- Sh- Yeah, sure that wa- Okay, that was a shitty way for me to say it- But you usually like it when I talk all dirty, and fucky, and shit.
Stolas stops in his tracks, and turns his head to scowl at Blitzo, the sound effect of a crow cawing being heard.
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