A/N: Credit to Renowned-Wolf for helping with a few things.
The episode opens in Vox's surveillance room, as overlapping videos from various cameras stationed around the play on the screens stationed around him and Victoria. Vox himself is sitting in his office chair sipping from his mug while Victoria stands behind him. The monitors show everyone practicing combat moves and with weapons while Vaggie explains the weakness of the Exorcists to the Cannibals.
Vox: No fucking way. They're gonna *fight*?! Oh, my god. Hahahahaha!
Victoria looks at one of the monitors and sees you practicing spells and destroying test dummies.
Victoria: (mocking) Oh, looks like your little "friends" won't be able to protect you this time! Hahahahaha!
The monitors show you and Millie practicing a move where she shoots a target's legs out and you vaporize it before the two of you fist bump.
Victoria: Oh, Y/N. I cannot wait to watch you get (wolf growl) FUCKED! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Vox: O_o. Phrasing.
The scene changes to show the cannibals and your allies from Helluva Boss all gathered outside the hotel, practicing with their weapons. As Charlie watches them all from the hotel's entrance, Vaggie comes up to her
Charlie: (Sighs) Oh, I wish my mom were here to see this.
You walk over dressed in army camo and wearing dog tags.
Y/N: Even if she isn't, we're doing a good thing here, babe. Adam has gotten away with murdering undeserving people and not facing any real consequences for far too long. I can't wait to see the look on that manchild's face when he sees this.
Vaggie: The others seem ready to fight. Are we?
You all turn to see IMP blasting targets, Tex and Roxy hitting punching bags, Stolas and Octavia casting offensive spells, and the Succubi and Incubi practicing aerial maneuvers.
Blitzo gets a smug look and throws a rock at Verosika. She dodges before hitting him with a flying kick to the face, knocking him on his back, before flipping her hair over her shoulders looking proud of herself.
Y/N, Charlie, and Vaggie: (nosebleed) O_O/O_X. Mommy.
Sir Pentious bursts out of the hotel's doors, wearing a Victorian-style British army uniform and looking proud of himself
Sir Pentious: Fear not, damsels and dude. I shall have the staff ready for victorious combat!
Y/N: What in Hell, Heaven, or Earth are you wearing?
Sir Pentious: (salutes) General Pentious, reporting for duty. I'll turn those rapscallions into soldiers in no time at all!
Charlie: Thank you, Pen.
Niffty, running around the hotel's entrance, now runs up to Pentious
Niffty: What can I do to help?
Sir Pentious: I'm glad, you asked, soldier. The base needs fortifications. Reinforce the southern wall! Create a moat around the perimeter to stop a ground assault.
Niffty blinks up at Pentious, having no idea what he just said
Charlie: How about this. If you see an angel, stab it! (hands Niffty a small blade)
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The Human in Hell (new version)
FanfictionWattpad deleted the original one (without giving a specific reason), so I'm just doing it over. I'm proud of the work we did on it.
