SSB / Reader x ?

Fire Emblem Fates One-shot!

Guys! I am so sorry for writing this! I couldn't handle it when I was seeing so much fan art and stuff! So I decided to make a little, I guess one-shot thing. It's not a x reader, but it is instead going to be viewed in third person. Anyways, don't hate me for writing this. But I'm debating whether I should make a FE Fates one-shot book. I want to, but I can't because I don't know the characters personality and stuff. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this little one-shot thingy!

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'Finally, a day with peace and quiet.' Kamui thought awhile laying down on the couch.

Moving into a new neighborhood was quite hard, saying good-bye to all of his friends and some of his family members. But this time, it was worth it.

Not only were his previous neighbors annoying and loud, but they would complain all the time, always to him or his siblings, when they did absolutely nothing.

Marx thought the neighbors were getting irritating too, so they all voted and finally decided to move. Into a new neighborhood with no distractions whatsoever.

Yes, there were some kids that would be screaming or crying, but that wasn't as bad as the neighborhood before.

Elise and Camilla would always be in the living room putting on make-up and making a big mess, not even cleaning it up at all. Leon would just be in his room, reading his books or writing in his diary. And Marx would always be running around town, finishing up some errands.

And Kamui would be watching TV or be with Leon in the room, sometimes if he really wanted to, he would be an assistant to Elise and Camilla.

But one day when all of the siblings were doing yard work outside, they all saw a big truck, on the side, it said,'Moving Company.'

Marx remembered that was the same exact truck they moved with, and when they were watching the workers move boxes into the brand new house. They all saw what they didn't hope to see again.

It was the Hoshido family, Ryoma was helping the workers bring in the boxes, Hinoka was trying to calm down Sakura from crying so much, and Takumi was sleeping in the back.

Furious, Marx threw his shovel down and walked back into the house without saying anything. Elise started throwing a fit, Camila watched the family in awe and Leon shook his head angrily.

Kamui couldn't believe it too, the Hoshido family was even more worse than the neighbors before, he remembered whenever they both saw each other. They would go into a huge argument and start complaining to each other a lot.

But then a brilliant idea came to Kamui's mind, he jumped up in excitement and walked back inside. All of the siblings watched him pick up the telephone and call someone to meet them at dinner tonight.

After they said they would go, Kamui's face lighten up with happiness and he immediately hung up the phone. He looked at his siblings and told then that they were going to go eat at a fancy restaurant with some guests.

They all asked him questions on who they were going to eat with, but Kamui said it was going to be a surprise.

So later that evening, the entire Nohr family dressed up as usual and drove to this unknown restaurant with some unknown guests.

When they walked in, a waiter already had a table reserved just for them and the guests. Kamui had the biggest smile on his face and he sat down on the nearest chair. The rest of the family did that too.

A few minutes later after tedious waiting, Kamui smiled at his family and pointed at the door, saying that the guests were here.

Marx, Elise, Camilla and Leon almost had a heart attack when they saw the Hoshido family again, they immediately hid under the table and tried to act like they weren't there.

Ryoma waved at Kamui and he waved back, Takumi smiled brightly with Hinoka, Sakura screamed and started running towards him, only to fall over and face-plant on the ground.

Accidentally, Elise laughed out loud and Camilla covered up her mouth awhile Leon was telling them to be quiet. Marx could feel the anger from what Elise did and especially what Kamui did. He was about to turn around and tell them to be quiet when he accidentally hit his head under the table.

Right afterward, the drinks on the table fell onto the ground and most of the plates, Kamui quickly stood up and tried to muffled his laughter.

The Hoshido family ran up to Kamui and asked if he kicked the table, he shook his head in disagreement and pointed at who was under the table.

They saw the Nohr family flustered and trying to avoid direct-eye contact with them. Eventually, they crawled out from under the table and they were already starting to glare at each other.

Kamui tried to not get angry at them, instead he calmly told them to sit down at another table that wasn't going to have plates magically fall over. When he knew that Marx did it.

He made Marx and Ryoma sit next to each other, along with Hinoka and Camilla, Takumi and Leon, and Sakura and Elise.

Kamui sighed and sat in the middle of the two elder brothers of the family, that is speaking of Marx and Ryoma.

It was quiet at first, nobody was saying anything to each other, but they were taking a quick glance and each other here and there.

Finally, Kamui spoke up and asked how their day was going, they all replied with shaking their heads and then smacking the table.

Kamui was about to scream and run outside until a hot and fresh plate of cooked chicken stood in front of him. He didn't eat all day, so he grabbed the nearest knife and fork and began eating the food.

Then Elise and Sakura got macaroni and cheese with a side of fruits. Takumi and Leon got a plate of steak with peas and corn on the side. Camilla and Hinoka got lasagna and cheese. Ryoma got a bacon hamburger with French fries. And Marx got a plate with a lobster on it.

He bursted out laughing and pointed at Ryoma, saying,"Hey! It's just matches you so perfectly! Lobster lord!"

Then out of nowhere, Elise stood up angrily and dumped her bowl of Mac and cheese right on top of Sakura's head. Hinoka glared at Camilla and grabbed the nearest glass of wine and splashed it on her. Leon grabbed a breadstick and stuck it up Takumi's nose. Ryoma let out a war cry and tackled Marx across the table, letting both of them fall backwards.

Kamui quickly tried to break up the fights that were going on between both of the families, until the manager of the restaurant came out with some bodyguards and kicked both families including Kamui out of the restaurant. Saying that they were banned for a year.

They shut the doors and locked it tightly, Kamui face-palmed and looked at the families fighting again. Marx and Ryoma were auguring, Elise and Sakura were screaming at each other, Leon and Takumi were pushing each other around, and Camilla and Hinoka were slapping each other.

Kamui stood up angrily and pushed all of them away from each other, yelling at them and asking many questions. The Hoshido family completely gave up, jumped into their mini van and drove off.

Elise started crying, Camilla tried to calm her down, Leon started kicking rocks around and Marx shook his head and said,"Worse. Dinner... Ever."

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Welp, there ya go! I guess this is a little sneak-peek at maybe a future FE Fates one-shot book?

*shrugs* I don't know, but thanks for reading!