Another one? (SMG4 and SMG3 x male!reader)

SMG3's Bomb cafe!

You were walking to Four's castle, with a basket of goodies for your boyfriends when Three calls to you.

"OI!"

You look around, confused.

"OVER HERE!"

You look to your right and see Three running up to you. He tackles you down into a hug and picks you up, "ITS DONE, LOVE, ITS FINALLY DONE!!" Spinning you around

You giggle and look at Three excited, "It is?! IT IS?!" You look over at the building, "OH MY GOD! It's..it's so cool!!" You kiss Three.

"I know right?!" Three says when he puts you down. He gets on top of the roof, "these are actual bombs!" He touches one and it explodes. He falls back to the ground, running up to you again and grabs your shoulders, "Come on! You have to see the inside!"

"Honey, your on fiRE-" Three drags you inside, causing you to drop your basket

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You look around, amazed, "holy shit...this..this is so...beautiful.. Honey..this is amazing!"

"Why of course it's amazing. It was made by me!" He grins with pride.

"Hey hon!" You wave at Four and walk over to him.

"Hey sweetie." He waves lazily at you.

You walk over to him and kiss him, "What do you think? It's this amazing?!"

"SMG3's Coffee and Bombs is open for business baby!" Three smiles with joy.

Four only shrugs, then he looks at Three, "Meh."

"Excuse me? 'Meh'?! What wrong with it?" You look at Four, confused and a bit upset.

"Yeah! Explain yourself!" Three looks at Four, annoyed.

"How are you going to run a cafe? You've never made coffee before."

"Oh uh..he does have a point, dear.." You look at Three, worried.

Three only scoffs, "How hard could it be?"

Four only looked more smug, "Well, as a coffee drinker myself... it actually requires a very high IQ and a level of artistry that you couldn't possibly have-" a bomb gets thrown on his face and explodes.

You snort, stiffing a laugh.

"Just stay out of my way." Three say, pointing at the burnt, crisp man, "I'll show you how it's done!"

You roll your eyes. You can't say that Four didn't deserve it, "Well..since you don't have any other workers..maybe I can-" you get cut off by the bell.
You turn and see Boopkins entering the cafe.

"Hello? SMG3?" Boopkin calls out as he looks around the cafe.

"Oh! Your very first customer! Do you need me to go sit down somewhere?"

"Nah, you're good where you are." Three kisses your cheek and goes over to Boopkins. "Coffee, rope, bombs! You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rupees!" Three does a meme reference as he advertises what he sells.

"Isn't that from Link?.." You ask yourself as you pet Eggdog, who came up to you asking for pets.

"Oh yea! I'll try having a cappuccino, please!" Boopkins smiles.

"Coming riiight up!" Three claps his hands, "Oh eggdog!" Eggdog barks and goes over to his owner, "please show this gentleman to his table."

Eggdog barks, and rockets over to a table, barking again. Boopkins didn't really know what to say about that, walking over to the shown table.