Number Five Imagines

Hickey Havoc

Five Hargreeves x Fem!reader

Warnings: none

The Hargreeves mansion was unusually quiet on this crisp morning. The siblings, each engrossed in their own activities, had gathered for breakfast in the large, sunlit kitchen. Luther was eating, Allison was flipping through her phone, Klaus was applying nail polish, Viktor was reading a newspaper, Ben was sipping coffee, and Diego was sharpening his knives.

Five strode into the kitchen, his usually impeccable suit slightly askew, and his collar turned up. He looked around suspiciously, as if expecting an ambush.

"Morning," he muttered, heading straight for the coffee pot.

Klaus, paused mid-brush stroke. "Morning, Five," he said, his tone overly innocent. "Have a good night?"

Five gave him a sidelong glance. "What's it to you?"

"Oh, nothing," Klaus replied, a mischievous glint in his eye. "Just curious if you've... been anywhere interesting."

Diego, sensing something, glanced up. "Yeah, Five. You seem... different today."

"Different?" Five asked, trying to keep his tone nonchalant as he poured his coffee.

"Yeah," Diego said, his eyes narrowing. "Like maybe you've been... marked."

Five stiffened, almost spilling his coffee. "What are you talking about?"

Klaus leaned in closer, pointing at Five's neck. "I think what Diego means is... did you get attacked by a vampire last night?"

Five's hand shot up to his collar, trying to cover the hickey he'd been desperately trying to hide. "It's nothing. Just... a bruise."

Luther raised an eyebrow, finally catching on. "A bruise? Looks more like someone's been... having fun."

"Very funny," Five grumbled, but his cheeks tinged pink.

Allison, now fully interested, leaned over to get a better look. "Oh my God, is that really a hickey?"

Viktor, setting the newspaper down, tried to hide his grin. "Never thought I'd see the day."

Ben chuckled into his coffee. "Looks like Five's been busy."

Before Five could come up with a retort, Y/n, Klaus's best friend, and now Five's girlfriend, walked into the kitchen, still half-asleep and wearing one of Five's shirts. She yawned, stretching, and then froze as she realized the entire family was staring at her.

"What's going on?" Y/n asked, looking around at the faces of Five's siblings.

"Oh, nothing," Klaus said, with exaggerated casualness. "Just admiring Five's new... accessory."

Y/n's eyes widened as she realized they were talking about the hickey. "Oh no," she muttered, touching her neck where a similar mark was visible.

"Matching hickeys!" Diego exclaimed, laughing. "This is too good."

"And you," Allison said, pointing to Y/n. "You're the culprit!"

Y/n turned a bright shade of red, tugging at the collar of Five's shirt. "It's... not what it looks like."

"Right," Luther said, smirking. "Because it doesn't look like you and Five had a wild night or anything."

"Honestly," Ben said, laughing. "That's hilarious."

"There are no details," Five snapped, though he couldn't hide his smile. "It's none of your business."

"Oh, but it is," Klaus said, leaning back with a triumphant grin. "When you sneak around like that, it becomes very much our business."

"Sneak around?" Five asked, raising an eyebrow. "We weren't sneaking around. We were—"

"Having a stormy night?" Viktor suggested, his eyes twinkling.

Y/n groaned, burying her face in her hands. "You guys are impossible."

After the morning's teasing, Five and Y/n retreated to the living room to escape the relentless jokes from Five's siblings. They sat on the couch, trying to find some peace.

"I can't believe they noticed," Y/n said, shaking her head. "How do they even notice stuff like that?"

"They're nosy," Five replied, rubbing his temples. "And they love having something to tease me about."

"Well, it's not like we were hiding anything," Y/n said, though she was blushing.

"I didn't think they'd be this relentless," Five admitted. "But then again, they're the Hargreeves."

Y/n laughed, leaning against him. "At least we gave them something to talk about."

"Yeah," Five said, wrapping an arm around her. "But maybe next time we should be a bit more careful."

"Or not," Y/n said, grinning up at him. "Let them have their fun."

Five sighed, but he couldn't help but smile. "You're right. It's just a hickey. Not the end of the world."

Y/n kissed his cheek. "Exactly. And hey, at least now they know we're together."

"True," Five said, chuckling. "Though I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing."

"Definitely a good thing," Y/n said, snuggling closer. "Let them tease. We know what we have."

That evening, the siblings gathered for dinner, still buzzing about the morning's discovery. Five and Y/n walked in together, holding hands, and the teasing began anew.

"Look who decided to join us," Diego said, smirking. "The lovebirds."

"Did you have a nice nap?" Klaus asked, winking. "Or were you... otherwise occupied?"

"Guys," Five said, rolling his eyes. "Can we just eat dinner without any comments about our... activities?"

"No promises," Allison said, smiling. "But we'll try."

"That's all we ask," Y/n said, squeezing Five's hand under the table.

As dinner progressed, the teasing subsided, but not without a few more jabs about their "secret" relationship. In the end, Five and Y/n laughed along with them, realizing that no matter how much they were teased, they wouldn't trade this family—or each other—for anything.