The BIG Book of RANDOM

Questions, Questions, Questions!

Fun things to ask people to do. Have fun, my lovlies :D

Go to any store and start to dance and ask a customer to join you!

In the middle of a mall, randomly start doing the Gangnam Style dance until security asks you to leave.

Ask your friend "What's 2 + 2?" before they can answer, scream "WRONG!" and slap them in the face.

Go to burger king and ask for the burger queen.

Ask people if they know where the subway to Hawaii is.

The next time someone asks you a question, growl at them.

Stand next to a shopping mall facing away from it then ask someone where the shopping mall is.

Call the humane society and ask if they deliver pizza.

Smell someone hair and ask what shampoo they use then say that you definatly wont buy that one.

When ever someone asks you for directions say "i don't know just keep turning left".

Chew your hair then ask someone random if they want to try.

Call up Pizza Hut and ask for Dominos number.

Call up pizza hut and ask them for the number to dominoes.

Ask someone what color their shirt is and see if they check.

Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.

Go to subway and ask for fries.

Go up to a random person and ask them if they have seen your pet banana.

Ask a stranger if they have a picture of a hippo in their wallet.

Get into an ice cream store and ask if they believe in unicorns the run with a cone in your head.

Say the persons name,and then ask them what their name is.

Hide in a bathroom stall, and when somone comes in stagger out, grab them and ask where you are.

Go to McDonald's and ask for a sad meal with extra happy.

Call Progressive and ask why your insurance did not come in a box.

Call a friend and keep asking them, "WHY DID YOU CALL ME?".

When someone asks you a question say your not god you don't know me.

Ask a girl scout if Girl Scout cookies are made from girl scouts.

At McDonald's ask for a cheese burger without everything except the meat because your on a diet.

Walk up to a stranger and act like you were friends in nursery and ask him if he remembers you.

Ask (call) the SPCA for 10 dogs and when they are ask why say that you own a Chinese restaurant.

Walk around in public in a blue-green baby bird costume asking everyone you see "Are you my mother?".

Make a fake wal-mart name tag and ask every body 'can I help you' follow them until they leave.

Climb a fense over and over and if someone asks what you're doing scream.

Go to dominos and ask for a vegetarian meat feast.

Stare off in to space and when someone asks you what your doing scream, "LOLLIEPOPS AND GUMBALLS".

Call 666 different phone operators and ask all of them out on dates.

Go to McDonald's and ask for diet hamburgers.

Ask someone,''if your legs are on fire and your head is in a block of ice,are you warm or cold?''.

When someone says "May I ask you a question?" Say, "You just did".

Ask random people at wal-mart if they know the muffin man.

Go to burger king and ask for a crabby patty.

Ask the boy/girl that you like if the would go up to your locker an say" hey good looking".

Go to a pizza place and ask if they want their box back.

Mutter a few words, and if someone asks, just say you're talking to your hair.

Go to McDonald's and ask where the nearest Burger king is.

When some one flips a pennie ask did you just flip me offf.

Go to a libary and ask for a book on how to read.

Ask a man when his baby is due.

Call Pizza Hut and ask if they have pizza.

Ask for someone to write their phone number on a piece of paper, then eat it.

Ask people if they're from texas.