A shorter chapter, but meh c: Here are some hilarious random things to attempt. (:
Attempt to see how far you can slide down the up escalator on a mattress at the mall.
Attempt what you see on TV.
Buy a bunch of pickles. Put them in a huge bag. Go to a mall. Walk around attempting to sell them.
Attempt to run up a wall.
Attempt to pull down someones pants and FAIL.
Attempt to fall over twice...WITHOUT getting back up the first time.
Attempt to tickle a stranger in a waiting line.
Attempt to climb a tree.
Call a gay bar, and attempt to schedule a birthday party for an 8 year old. (Reaction is priceless.).
Attempt to eat a taco while looking sexy.
Attempt to glue yourself to the ceiling. If you succeed, when people walk past, spit on them!
Attempt to pull down someone's pants.
Attempt to find Nemo.
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The BIG Book of RANDOM
RandomBasically where I let out my random energy and things I would like the world to know. CAUTION: Too many intakes of random jokes may result in LAUGHTER :D
